a thread of the most outrageous upgrades on pimp my ride:

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nothing screams romance like some speakers, a rose, giant candles, oh and a chocolate foundation. would not want to get into a fender bender with that thing.
literally what the absolute hell is this lmao. “yo man we heard you enjoy taking baths so we tossed an entire JACUZZI IN YOUR CAR”

it kinda looks like the inside of a casket lmao also the disco ball i-?
oh my gOD. nothing screams automobile more than a

BILLIARDS TABLE IN YOUR TRUCK.

imagine opening the back window during a traffic light and going to play a game of one pocket and you toss the ball off the table and hit another car LMAO
okay you’ve heard of hell’s kitchen, now get ready for the food truck Cadillac!

I would want nothing more than to eat some ribs out of what could be prince’s purple velvet car
okay this one I kinda respect.

a truck with the Creation of Adam on it’s ceiling with little chandeliers is kind of a vibe?
a disco minivan with a side coffee table kind of screams stranger danger but i digress
alright guys this is not the shag van from Dumb and Dumber i don’t even know what this is or what would make anyone think to do this but 2003 california has been found in this photo
Nothing like a little some kind of Elton John jazz club to spice up your CAR. Spotify is SHAKING.
talking about shaking, this car has a JUICER. a JUICER.

how much does the car shake when you toss in a whole lemon into that thing?!
now this is find! IT’LL BE REALLY GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY.

GOLD SLOT MACHINE VAN. Nothing like a painted pedovan to bring out those beautiful 7’s
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