I'm gonna have to make this a thread cos there's simply too many, so strap in... https://twitter.com/lightskintowel/status/1349263664931610625

A kid got ran over when the head teacher chased him into traffic

A girl got pregnant off her boyfriends older brother

The bus company kicked off cos we smashed too many windows and let off too many fireworks, both inside the bus and from the (smashed) windows of the bus, like some sort of Mad Max school tank

Some popular girls tricked a quiet geeky lad into getting his willy out on MSN, they put it on Piczo (as was the style at the time) and this somehow led to him turning up to English on Monday with a big knife

The school egomaniac got rejected on X Factor, much to everyone's delight

The snowball fight that was also a race war

Some kids broke into school at night, didn't bother with any computers or expensive equipment, but robbed all the sausages from the canteen

The stoner teacher forging everyone's GCSE coursework, under the agreement that they let him draw glasses and moustaches on their face in permanent marker