So I went on this date two weeks ago. Met the hot guy on twitter, damn this guy set, he's like pengman with Bryant's height and Don jazzy's pocket.
So classy and looking all macho, the restaurant he had the Uber guy bring me to is super exquisite, like I know if I fuck up I'll
wash plate for seven years over one table water. E sure me die.
I wanted to look my best for the date and my bestie @ShuqrohO said she knew this make up lady in her area that'll do it for me. "E no too cost and she go do am well" she said.
I went there and madam used almost an hour over d make up, I was going to meet a king mehn, omo I gats look d part of a queen, d makeup wasn't dat bad.
I got to the restaurant and this guy didn't look like what I saw in the pictures, like he's way better! Very tall and super cute
He was dressed like a model
I was already calculating the dozens of fine kids we gon make and I want all of them looking like this gorjous...jorgous...gor...fine man right here.
Anyways, cut the long story short, we had an awfully awkward dinner and he won't look at my faceđŸ˜©
Most of the time his head was buried in his plate. I thought he was shy until he suddenly got up and said he had to leave and he'll call me later. He paid the bill (thankfully) and walked out .
I couldn't believe my eyes, I just sat there wondering if my village people
were against me or something. I got up to leave and I caught a view of myself in one of the mirrors.
Omo see Gbese!🙆 Lakuli jalailu!!đŸ˜ČđŸ˜±
I legit looked like the joker's gf, Herlin quinn, whenever she's crying.
Damn! My make up looked like melted chocolate, everything smeared
and awful. If I were the guy, I wouldn't even sit with me. I was so embarrassed and I just wished the ground would swallow me.
I wasted my 5k and 1 hour ontop this yamayama make up. Make I kukuma carry my pimples face go there sef better pass this đŸ˜©đŸ˜­
Now I've lost that king
Anyways, this guy called to apologize about taking off like that and man legit took me to ✹REINAS BEAUTY✹ for a make over. Saw myself in the mirror afterwards and damn! That's a cute ass bitch right here. Even I felt confident about my looks.
We've been sitting and gisting for hours now and the way this man is looking at me right now, e sure me say he fit propose.
Omo thanks to this lovely make over by
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