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AACK AACK AACK AACK
THIS MOVIE ANSWERS THE QUESTION OF WHAT WARHORSE WOULD DO WITHOUT WRESTLING
WORKING AT A DONUT SHOP WATCHING TV
WORKING AT A DONUT SHOP WATCHING TV
DAMN I FORGOT JACK BLACK WAS IN THIS MOVIE
DUDE THE CASTING IN THIS MOVIE IS CRAZY I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT
LIKE THE GRANDMA IS ACTUALLY PETE DAVIDSON HOLY SHIT
SO BYRON (FORMER BOXER) WAS JUST OFFERED $2000 TO BEAT SOMEONE UP. DUDE IS GETTING A STIMMY FOR A LEFT HOOK THATS A GREAT DEAL
WHY DOES NATALIE PORTMAN LOOK LIKE ELEVEN?
MESS WITH THE ACKER YOU GET THE ZAPPER
I MEAN REALLY THAT DUMB ASS BIRD CAUSED EVERYTHING TO GO TO SHIT
THEY SHOULD USE PIERCE BROSNAN FOR A LIVE ACTION POWER PUFF GIRLS MOVIE
SOLID MOVIE SCENE
I ALWAYS LOVED HOW THE SKELETONS CHANGE COLORS BASED ON WHAT ZAPPER SHOOTS THEM
ALSO NO, BONER DID NOT DO STUNTWORK IN THIS MOVIE. HE WAS STILL CASHING KILLER INSTINCT ROYALTY CHECKS
ALSO NO, BONER DID NOT DO STUNTWORK IN THIS MOVIE. HE WAS STILL CASHING KILLER INSTINCT ROYALTY CHECKS
DAMN IT I FORGOT ABOUT MARTIN SHORTS CHARACTER BEING ADDICTED TO PROSTITUTES
THIS WOMAN GOT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE WITHOUT SAYING A WORD, WHICH WAS FUNNY AND UNTHINKABLE AT THE TIME OF THIS MOVIE.
BUT AFTER LAST WEDNESDAY IT SEEMS COMPLETELY PRACTICAL
BUT AFTER LAST WEDNESDAY IT SEEMS COMPLETELY PRACTICAL
FUCK THAT ALIEN HE ZAPPED THE DOG
THIS GUYS A REALLY GOOD DRIVER
GOOD LORD I AM CONVINCED THAT JACK NICHOLSONS ROLE AS THIS CASINO OWNER INSPIRED JOE EXOTICS ENTIRE LIFE
RUN TOM JONES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE NEED YOU FOR JOHN MULANEY JOKES
ALRIGHT NOW WE ARE GONNA TRY TO NUKE THE ALIENS WHICH IS THE MOST AMERICAN THING I CAN THINK OF
WELL SHIT IT DIDNT WORK
THEY ZAPPED MT.RUSHMORE AND CARVED THEIR FACES IN IT SO YAAAAAAAAY
BUT ITS STILL ON STOLEN TRIBAL LAND SO BOOOOOOO
BUT ITS STILL ON STOLEN TRIBAL LAND SO BOOOOOOO
DANNY DIVITO IS TRYING TO CONVINCE THE MARTIAN THAT THEY NEED LAWYERS. HE COULDNT GET ZAPPED FAST ENOUGH
OOOOUUUHHHHHOOOOUUUHHHHHH AH FUCK IT YOU KNOW THE SONG ITS THAT PART OF THE MOVIE NOW
THE RED, GREEN, AND PURPLE IN THIS MOVIE IS SO VIBRANT. I WISH DC WOULD GET THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES AND ADD COLOR TO THEIR STUPID DIRT AND GRIME COLOR PALLET
WE ARE NOT ALONE ANYMORE
HES ABOUT TO DROP THE MARTIAN LEADER FASTER THAN HE DROPPED THE PEACE TREATY
WELCOME TO EARTH, FUCKO
WELCOME TO EARTH, FUCKO
AT LEAST THEY KISSED WHILE THEY WERE A-HEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Mabye instead of houses, we could live in teepees”
BUD PLEASE YOU ARE REALLY BOMBING THIS WHOLE SPEECH
BUD PLEASE YOU ARE REALLY BOMBING THIS WHOLE SPEECH
BYRON MAKING HOME TO HIS LOVING WIFE AND HAPPY KIDS AFTER BEATING SOME MARTIAN ASS ON AN AIRPLANE RUNWAY WAS THE ONLY PLOT POINT I CARE ABOUT. EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST ICING ON THE BIG GREEN CAKE
ANYWAYS, GREAT MOVIE ALL AROUND. ESPECIALLY WHEN ALL THE DIPSHITS GOT ZAPPED. 10/10
