My wife’s taking measurements and drafting up custom patterns to make homemade hangerock dresses for herself and our daughters

It’s a nice dress under a sturdy apron - perfect for moms with toddlers or rough little girls who need to swap out dirty aprons and keep the dress clean
Moms: If your kid has ever puked in your lap and ruined your whole outfit and all your other outfits were already covered in kid fluids, our ancestors solved this problem.
Seriously. You make a couple plain underdresses and then as many different aprons as you want. They’re all the decoration and they’re super easy

You could make twenty aprons, cycle them with a few underdresses, accessorize in unique ways, and never look the same twice
Accessorize that puppy with a couple different belts or sashes

Different hats, necklaces, scarves, shawls

Whole thing revolves around colored aprons with a neutral underdress

Makes life so simple
And then you give that apron a bunch of huge pockets

Seriously, women used to have HUGE pockets in their aprons. Your purse was your dress

Minus the empty gum wrappers and cosmic debris

Eternity pockets
Here’s the one she already made for our 2 year old

She gets filthy chasing the dog outside, we just swap the aprons, swap the bling, and toss the dirty one in the wash

Insanely easy with barely any laundry pileup
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