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in the process of reading through the reports that the Alberta Inquiry into "anti-energy campaigns" has put out and this is BY FAR my favourite finding so far:
SCHOOL RECYCLING PROGRAMS ARE INDOCTRINATING OUR CHILDREN AND UNDERMINING OUR MULTIBILLION DOLLAR OIL INDUSTRY
SCHOOL RECYCLING PROGRAMS ARE INDOCTRINATING OUR CHILDREN AND UNDERMINING OUR MULTIBILLION DOLLAR OIL INDUSTRY
WE PAID ~$10,000 FOR THIS SHIT
it GETS BETTER
once upon a time, a nice schoolhouse in rural Germany fed their school children fresh local milk but THEN the evil eco-terrorist principal came along and made them eat fruits and vegetables, and you see that's why our multibillion dollar oil industry is dying
once upon a time, a nice schoolhouse in rural Germany fed their school children fresh local milk but THEN the evil eco-terrorist principal came along and made them eat fruits and vegetables, and you see that's why our multibillion dollar oil industry is dying
alright, but i saved the best one for last 
* ICYMI, we actually paid $27,860 for this shit.
