PARDON ROULETTE

McENEMY: Mr President, as you're handing out pardons to family & close staffers, could you give me a Presidential pardon too?

TRUMP: Who are you?

#McEnemy
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TRUMP: Steve, you haven't submitted an offer for me. Don't you want a pardon?

MNUCHIN: No Sir, I am leaving the country on 18 January

TRUMP: Where you headed?

MNUCHIN: First call? A plastic surgeon in Panama to change this ugly mug

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PARDON ROULETTE

Hey Donald! We didn't need to even think of pardoning our kids. Also, everybody you pardon will have to testify against you. Even we could not imagine you being this stupid. Have a great time in prison!

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PARDON ROULETTE

TRUMP: Who are on these phone lines?

OPERATOR: Line 1 is Matt Gaetz, asking about his pardon. Line 2 is Ted Cruz, asking about his pardon. Line 3 is Jim Jordan, asking about his pardon. Line 4, Rudy Giuliani is calling about his fee
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PARDON ROULETTE

COHEN: Donald, just so you know. After you didn't pardon me, I told everybody how you treated me, and told them all to make recordings. It doesn't matter whether you pardon them or not, they will all screw you when they testify.

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PARDON ROULETTE

NAVARRO: I've just added another million to my bid

TRUMP: I told you, I'm not selling you a pardon. Get my election overturned!

NAVARRO: Ok ok. I'll get you a 44 page report on your desk by tomorrow. That will overturn this election

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PARDON ROULETTE

No. We did not meet to discuss bribes to sell Presidential pardons. No. Not at all. No pardons were discussed. We were... discussing the... Rolling Stone cover with ... Lipa? Dua Lipa

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GIULIANI: Donald, even if you pardon yourself on federal crimes, you'll face New York state crimes. I hold evidence to put you away for life, on your crimes in New York. Don't pardon your kids, they're ratting you out. Just pardon me.

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TRUMP: No. I'm not giving any of you assholes leading the Republicans any pardons at all. You fuckers didn't fund my Wall. So I will launch the Patriot Party instead, to destroy you and your pathetic party

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PARDON ROULETTE

Dear friend,

I seem to have some issues with moving into tremendous Mar-A-Lago on January 20th. Would you happen to have a spare bedroom for a couple of months? I could grant you a full Presidential pardon in exchange?

Donald J Trump

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PARDON ROULETTE

TRUMP: I am a bit tight on cash right now. What if I give your lackeys all Presidential pardons, like Rand Paul, Lindsey Graham & Ron Johnson? Would that be enough for me to get asylum in Moscow? I promise I'll pay you back everything

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PARDON ROULETTE

TRUMP: I am a bit tight on cash right now. What if I give your lackeys Presidential pardons, like to Jared Kushner? Would that be enough for me to get asylum in Saudi Arabia? I promise I'll pay you back everything

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TRUMP: Rudy said that a Presidential pardon won't stop New York state from prosecuting you, & a pardon would force you to testify against me. So I'm not going to pardon either of you. Also, there is no money left in my will, I'm broke

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TRUMP: Should I give you a Presidential pardon, for the bribes I accepted when I made you a Justice of the Supreme Court? Would that help or hurt you? Maybe you should reconsider whether you will pay me another bribe now?

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PARDON ROULETTE

"I Donald J Trump hereby pardon Melania Trump for all crimes against the Rose Garden"

"I Donald J Trump hereby pardon Mike Pence for all names against Space Force"

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"I Donald J Trump hereby pardon Ted Cruz for all crimes against facial hair"

"I Donald J Trump hereby pardon Rudy Giuliani for all crimes against his pants"

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"I Donald J Trump hereby pardon this Wall. I also pardon Mexico for not paying for this Wall."

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"I Donald J Trump hereby pardon that cow for crimes against Devin Nunes"

"I Donald J Trump hereby pardon that fly for crimes against Mike Pence's hair"

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PARDON ROULETTE

HANNITY: Sir, can you promise that once we reach the airport, you will sign my pardon?

TRUMP: I promise, I promise

HANNITY: But you also promised last time, and the time before that!

TRUMP: I will sign it at the airport, now drive!

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"I Donald J Trump hereby pardon Donald J Trump for all crimes foreign and domestic; federal, state, local and on Twitter; before, now and in the future. And I won the election."

Signed:
Donald J Trump
President

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PS on Pardon Roulette:

Remember Trump was collecting the spreadsheet where they listed more than 100 who had asked for a Presidential Pardon? (and that list before the DC riots would have growth to near 200 or more)

It is a MONEY collection spreadsheet. People bid on pardons

Now if Trump has taken bids on pardons - and doesn't deliver - people will be mighty upset if they paid half a million for example expecting a pardon, and Trump then doesn't deliver.

THEY WILL BE BLACKMAILING TRUMP - demanding pardons that they already paid for