who cares if Urban backfires

we’ve survived:
-Mike Mularkey
-blackouts
-tarps
-relocation rumors
-drafting a punter in the 3rd over Russell Wilson
-Blaine Gabbert
-Gus Bradley
-Tom Coughlin
-NFLPA warning about coming here
-15 game losing streak

can’t hurt what is already dead

(I couldn’t even finish the list because of character limit)

-ex players thrashing us
-losing Allen Robinson for free because we paid Marqise Lee
-Taven Bryan
-Derrick Henry stiff arming the city into the core of the earth
-Todd Bouman
-renderings
-Blake Bortles
-Mike Glennon

-Todd Wash
-Nick Foles
-Jalen Ramsey’s back
-Ngakoue and the owner’s son tweeting through it
-122 degree heat index blowouts
-the official voice of the team being a literal cuck
-a superfan mayor with a Napoleon complex
-Ashton Youbooty
-Chris Prosinski

-a six man rally outside of the stadium to sign Tebow
-Justin Blackmon
-Dante Fowler yeeting groceries into a lake
-spicy mustard color rush
-3rd and 18
-Telvin Smith being an actual psychopath
-Matt Jones
-London games
-the worst overall record in the NFL since 2013

the fact that people have replied/quoted this with like 10 things I’ve missed just speaks volumes