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Useless Trivia no. 1: This is Jayam Ravi sir na's 25th movie.
Dkm there is even a logo designed for this
They are giving a tribute to Ramanujam with a motivational bg score in the opening credits. Followed by a tribute to the Wright brothers. And some others. Does the director know who these people are?
Oh, boy! Jayam Ravi sir na has some magic technique that changes every planet into a habitable space, à la Earth. Dei naan Space Engineer da, enake idhu shock ah irukke?!
Even NASA haven't found a way to reach their goal of sending a manned interplanetary spacecraft by 2035. But Jayam Ravi sir na has an answer.
According to Jayam Ravi sir na, A stands for Aperture of Radar and not Apple. Someone kill me
This is not a meme
He's saying that they simulated the Martian atmospheric and surface conditions in a special facility. Oh, dear God! Worst part is he found a tablet/capsule that can help them survive Martian conditions.
Mooligai marundha @actor_jayamravi na?
Mooligai marundha @actor_jayamravi na?
Jayam Ravi sir na is going to send birds to Mars. Alandhu vida oru alavu venum. Manasatchi eh illaya?
Thambi Ramaiah is his inspiration. No wonder Jayam na is a scientist but speaks like a 11 mani doctor who has a tablet for infertility.
We cut into a song called "Tamizhan endru sollada, Thalai nimirndhu nillada" out of nowhere.
Why, though?
Why, though?
I've not even crossed 10 minutes and I've already cringed 10000 times. I have 117 more minutes of this monstrosity remaining.
Niddhi Agerwal is the best Hansika Motwani replacement Tamil cinema could ever find. In fact, she might be even better. Only one scene and she has brilliantly established her loosu ponnu-ness. @baradwajrangan was right!
Niddhi Agerwal's character is the loosu ponnu of all loosu ponnus.
While I'm typing this, they have randomly cut into a song with a random kiss! Again, all I want to ask is "Why?"
While I'm typing this, they have randomly cut into a song with a random kiss! Again, all I want to ask is "Why?"
So he can not only find tablets to survive on Mars, he can pluck hair strands from the heroine's forehead and can do a DNA analysis to find her emotions.
And now we cut into another random duet to establish their "LOUUUUU", preceded by a couple of cringey dialogues.
And now we cut into another random duet to establish their "LOUUUUU", preceded by a couple of cringey dialogues.
Oh, dear! Niddhi Agerwal just can't act, can she? Zero expressions, zero reactions, zero body language.
So Thambi Ramaiah sir na is a farmer who fights for all the farmers and John Vijay is a collector who is basically what they call a "pombala porukki". Corporate cronies beat up Thambi sir na and co in front of Jayam na, so he can aniyayatha kandu pongi ezhundhufy.
Jayam na feels that the soil is super hot because of the use of fertilizers. En ya yov, patta pagal la vandhu manna thotta sudaama enna kuliruma?
Useless Trivia No. 2: Jeans factory uses 3 crore litres of water everyday to manufacture jeans. It costs 500k litres of water to manufacture one single car. He said 5 crore litres fort som crap which I forgot. I'm sorry.
South Africa la edhu da thanni gaali aagardhuku? Enna da solreenga dei?
Thambi sir na kills himself in front of collector office. Wow! That was quick! 
Jayam na runs like Bigil Vijay na, which means he can't save him. There is some random senthamizh kavidhai that runs in the background
COMEDY GOLD!
Jayam na runs like Bigil Vijay na, which means he can't save him. There is some random senthamizh kavidhai that runs in the background
COMEDY GOLD!
Adhane paathen. He has a two minute monologue before he eventually dies. So he basically says "Poi vivasayam pannadha da p****mavane" to Jayam na
Jayam na confronts thalaivar Radha Ravi. GoOsEbOmS
Corporate nu sonna udane Radha Ravi na panics. Dei, dei!
Ishtesh max with randomly thrown numbers and stats.
Ishtesh max with randomly thrown numbers and stats.
Jayam na says he's going to solo va change the fortunes of farmers.
NASA has filed a case against Jayam na for a random reason. So he's not a human, but a property of NASA. American Supreme court bans him from speaking about vivasayam.
He refuses. They ask him to pay a nashta eedu of $20 million. Who in the world does that for no reason?
He refuses. They ask him to pay a nashta eedu of $20 million. Who in the world does that for no reason?
Jayam na has quit his job. He's now come back to do pasumai puratchi. Whatte!
Pasumai Puratchi begins with a random song called "Uzhava uzhava uzhava" 
If they work with Jayam na, everyone can earn ₹1 lakh apparently. No, I'm not joking.
He's also funding Thambi na's daughter's studies. What a man!
If they work with Jayam na, everyone can earn ₹1 lakh apparently. No, I'm not joking.
He's also funding Thambi na's daughter's studies. What a man!
Niddhi Agerwal has changed from skirts to paavada dhavani already. Amazingly rapid transformation! Vishwaroopam Kamal na picha edukanum
Don't ask me why, because I have no idea.
55 mins have gone by and Jayam na has already made speech number 250282010109
A mass murder scene. Stunning screenplay writing!
So villain sir na has injected a pudhu vidhamana virus into farmers' bodies. Again, don't ask me how. Master plan to sabotage Jayam na and his plans. But he has other ideas.
Jayam na is tranquilized like how they do it in King Kong movies. Cue sad music.
Villain sir na enters. Cue evil music.
Some Illuminati level shit happens
Villain sir na's dubbing artist has to be the sub villain for sure. God level dubbing da dei! Onnume purila.
Villain sir na enters. Cue evil music.
Some Illuminati level shit happens
Villain sir na's dubbing artist has to be the sub villain for sure. God level dubbing da dei! Onnume purila.
Useless trivia no. 4: Only 13 families rule the entire world. @madan3 un per ah paathapove nenachen da otha
Intermission, finally!
Jayam na delivers a Thuppakki Vijay style dialogue by asking the villain to kill him then and there or get killed by him within an year.
Imman na's background music is on another level. Amazing!
Jayam na delivers a Thuppakki Vijay style dialogue by asking the villain to kill him then and there or get killed by him within an year.
Imman na's background music is on another level. Amazing!
Jayam na manufactures a car crash and auccesfully escapes the crash with ease.
He calls someone from NASA and gets some secret stuff like how we get our food through swiggy.
#Bhoomi Moonu fayar
#Bhoomi Moonu fayar
Revenge time already. Jayam na mixes some vesham through that capsule he found out when he was in NASA. All sub-villains are in their deathbed.
Jayam na traps all the sub-villains with his vesha marundhu for Mars.
Amazing subtitling, though. Whoever did it deserves extra salary!
Amazing subtitling, though. Whoever did it deserves extra salary!
Villain sir na marks territory by peeing on the plants in one of the sub-villains' house.
@dirlakshman Yaar saar neenga, enake ungala paakanum pola iruku!
@dirlakshman Yaar saar neenga, enake ungala paakanum pola iruku!
Villain sir na has killed all the sub-villians for betraying him. No time wasting from the director. Outstanding screenplay writing, @dirlakshman sir na!
Jayam na has dress that can help the entire state of Tamil Nadu.
He also shows a Big Boss-esque kurumpadam in the court.
@madan3 Ellam unnala dhan da
He also shows a Big Boss-esque kurumpadam in the court.
@madan3 Ellam unnala dhan da
Judge na approves Jayam na's request immediately. No struggle whatsoever for Jayam na.
Villain sir na now challenges Jayam na by saying that he'll destructive entire farmer community.
Jayam na says he has seen Earth from 7 lakh km above the surface and twirls his meesai to accept villain ma's challenge.
GoOsEbOmS again!
Jayam na says he has seen Earth from 7 lakh km above the surface and twirls his meesai to accept villain ma's challenge.
GoOsEbOmS again!
Pasumai puratchi begins finally. Jayam na takes seeds from kovil kalasam.
Cue a random motivational song.
Cue a random motivational song.
Which marketing job pays ₹150000 per month? @dirlakshman and @actor_jayamravi please to explain..
Officially beats VIP's ₹50k job at a BPO as the biggest olu in Tamil cinema.
Jayam na, being the most generous person he is, offers all these morons jobs to promote vivasayam.
Officially beats VIP's ₹50k job at a BPO as the biggest olu in Tamil cinema.
Jayam na, being the most generous person he is, offers all these morons jobs to promote vivasayam.
So Jayam na says no to corporates and then gets ₹500 crores from Indian corporates by giving them some stuff through panda maatru murai or whatever.
Oh, the irony!
Cue "Vande Mataram"
Oh, the irony!
Cue "Vande Mataram"
Last step of pasumai puratchi already.
Cue a song called "Vivasayam 2.0"
Cue a song called "Vivasayam 2.0"
Niddhi Agerwal makes her first appearance in the second half by dancing alongside Jayam na in "Vivasayam 2.0"
Completely forgot that she was even a part of the movie. Good job from director @dirlakshman na to remind us of her presence.
Completely forgot that she was even a part of the movie. Good job from director @dirlakshman na to remind us of her presence.
Jayam-Guevera! What a man!
Villain sir na hatches another master plan to sabotage Jayam na's pasumai puratchi. We are closing in on the movie's climax. Thrilling moments lie ahead!
Jayam na's master of all masterplans.
"தடை போட்டா அதை உடை"
Wow!
"தடை போட்டா அதை உடை"
Wow!
Jayam na is just inevitable. He is always 1 km ahead of villain sir na. Wow!
Sadbury instead of Cadbury!
The monologue from a junior artist that follows this is made of different gravy!
The monologue from a junior artist that follows this is made of different gravy!
Villain na sends his brahmastram, which is basically a master of Jayam na's master of all master plans. Nice cat and mouse contest.
Pongalo pongal offer - 5 kg tomatoes free for just 1 soap, 3 kg onions for just 1 paste and 1 face cream will get you 5 kg rice.
Cue, a sad song.
Pongalo pongal offer - 5 kg tomatoes free for just 1 soap, 3 kg onions for just 1 paste and 1 face cream will get you 5 kg rice.
Cue, a sad song.
Niddhi Agerwal triggers the emotional mountain in Jayam na. Saranya amma ma'am na motivates him and asks him to go and meet the people outside.
Jayam na comes out to meet a hell lot of people.
Cue "Vande Mataram".
Jayam na comes out to meet a hell lot of people.
Cue "Vande Mataram".
They put all the pongalo pongal offer stuff on fire to support Jayam na.
Insert a random dialogue about Jallikattu and some emotional shit, accompanied by some cringey shit. They are also screaming "Vande Mataram".
Jayam na is in tears.
Even I'm crying, Jayam na!
Insert a random dialogue about Jallikattu and some emotional shit, accompanied by some cringey shit. They are also screaming "Vande Mataram".
Jayam na is in tears.
Even I'm crying, Jayam na!
They break into the "Vande Maatram" song. Jayam na destroys the last bit of pongalo pongal stuff
Some content for @Mystic_Tamil na
Oh, no! It's not over yet. There is a MARVEL-esque post credits scene with a stunning sequence that leads to villain's paralysis and a lead up to a potential sequel! Amazing stuff. Kudos!
VANDE MATARAM! VANDE MATARAM! VANDE MATARAM!
VANDE MATARAM! VANDE MATARAM! VANDE MATARAM!
What an amazing movie! I had GoOsEbOmS throughout the movie. Hope everyone enjoys this marvelous creation. Watch it asap, people!
Fin!
Fin!
