Since working from home with my husband, I decided to start a twitter thread of metaphors my husband uses on his calls that I overhear /1
It's like fighting with your sister under the stairs /2
Today - if it wasn't for [name] over there sittin' in his tower throwing rocks /3
Alright let's circle back /4
This is where the rubber meets the road/5
This isn't the droid we were looking for /6
Hold that ace of spades in your hand /7
You can't put science in a corner /8
There may be something wrong in the hen house /9
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