Richie who, on hearing he's probably going to die via clown, tweets 'I'm gay lol' and then spikes his phone into the ground because he will be damned if his career outlives him.
He orders exactly 3 green m&ms from room service with one green skittle and why asked why says 'to confuse the shit out of the true crime podcasters'
Richie who convinces bev to join in, and they spend the next hour folding up bedsheets into strange origami for the staff to find
Bill shows up an hour later with coded half messages that translate to shit like 'a sparrows feather will never truly know rain's and then they hide those around everyone's rooms and watch the strangest movie they can find on the hotels netflix
Its a lot easier to focus on screwing with future true crime podcasters than it is the clown, or that they just got their childhood friends back only to have them taken away again
Ben and Eddie build a house of cards that they then glue down and leave it under the bed.
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