Today's #Sanditon thread is 2 the tune "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music. 4 those who want 2 follow along, there'll be 3 verses, the hook, another 3 verses, & the hook. I'll put the hook (When the dog bites, when the bee stings...) in all CAPS 4 clarity. #SaveSanditon

A Regency romance #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

With hot gents and lasses #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

A wealthy old widow #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Who likes milk from asses #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

A dreamer who wants to bring Sanditon fame #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Which might stand a chance if he uses his brain! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

A pretty young heiress #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Who misses her island #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

A brooding outlier #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

We all find beguiling #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

An outspoken farm girl #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Who comes for a stay #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

And always pops up in the outlier's way! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

A beautiful redhead #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

In love with her brother #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Okay, he's a "step" #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

But still can't be her lover! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

A clever blonde schemer #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Comes be-tween these sibs #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

By shagging stepbro at the old widow's crib! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook)FARM GIRL SEES THE. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook)OUTLIER'S MAN PARTS #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hooks) FREAKS OUT. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook) . . .TURNS & RUNS! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook) U.S. PEEPS SEE THE OUTLIER'S SMILE #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook) U.K. PEEPS SEE HIS BUNS! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Back to the dreamer-- #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

And guess what? #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

He's bankrupt! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

He can't pay his workers. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

His wife knows he f***ed up #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Then homesick heiress sneaks off to her beau, #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

but gets intercepted & sold--like a ho! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

The outlier and farm girl. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

both run off to seek her, #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

but she's headed to Scotland #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

kidnapped by this creeper #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

They manage to save her. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

and to their surprise, #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

they now view each other. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

. . .through diff-er-ent eyes #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Now at long last. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

. . .we think they'll be a couple! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Wait! Hold up! Who's that bitch?-- #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

--Eliza! She's trouble! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

Our outlier finds that he'll have to decide. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

. . .so he plans to ask farm girl. . . #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

. . to become his bride! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook) THERE'S A FIRE! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook) NO INSURANCE! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook) DREAMER MUST REPAY! #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook)WILL THE OUTLIER HAVE TO MARRY THE RICH BITCH? #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

(hook) WILL FARM GIRL GO HOME TO STAY? #Sanditon #SaveSanditon #SanditonPBS

To be continued. . .in #Sanditon Season 2! This can't be the end! Someone MUST #SaveSanditon & finish the story! #SanditonPBS @GBH @masterpiecepbs @PBS @PBSDS