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Why I hate doors, a very (not really) needed thread
(this is totally a joke, please don't read if you wanna see actual useful information/my actual opinions)
(this is totally a joke, please don't read if you wanna see actual useful information/my actual opinions)
Okay now you might think ''ella how the fuck can you hate doors, they're an object created to get into buildings, it's not even something you're supposed to have a strong opinion on. You use one every day what the fuck but hear me out. Are you ever in someone's house for the
first time and you're just gonna leave and then you open the fucking door the wrong way, but since that's not even something you're supposed to be failing at and people don't understand how you can even do that wrong I will be explaining it. 1. Either you open the door in or out
the most common is that is out, but doors that go in still occur. Which makes 2 ways to open a door. Then you have does the door automatically lock? Either it does it or it doesn't so that makes it 4 ways you can open a door. And also some door handles hard to pull down. But I'm
always scared of doing it TOO hard because then I might break it (yes this has happened) and imagine how akward it'll be if you break someone's door. And also this is not a very common occurrence but I've seen doors were you have to like push it a lot. My friend and my grand-
Parents have those. And the worst types are the one with randoms of these mixed together. Like my friends door has to have the lock pulled to the left, then you have to push it really hard. It's not hard but like when I was at her place the first time (I was 7 so that might have
been the reason but anyway) And I tried going home I just couldn't because her door was fucked. And she also lives in an apartment and I couldn't just go up and ask so I had to try for like a whole minute, which was not a problem then but imagine you're being chased by a serial
killer and you're just about to get out and then YOU CAN'T OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. Doors kill people, I hate them.
