RUN day8.exe https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1349232731633430528
Twitter don't need reason anymore
"He wasnt given a reason for his ban other than a generic hateful conduct email, but no tweets were specified, so he doesnt know what did it" -- @SophNar0747
Seriously impossible to keep up
NEWS: Mayor de Blasio Announces New York City Will Cancel Trump Organization Contracts
More news this morning https://twitter.com/NewDay/status/1349359147800817664
More accounts yeeted
More political yada yada
For people not in America:

no this doesn't usually happen in America
More political rabble rabble https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1349374748816498691
Round and round we go
Where it stops? Nobody knows.
This is politicians fighting each other with words
"Marvel Facing Calls to Cancel Punisher After His Logo Was Used By Some Capitol Rioters" https://comicbook.com/irl/news/punisher-logo-banned-campaign-proud-boys-nazis/
And another one
I am completely shocked and surprised at this revelation as I was told this is never posted on Twitter dot com.

It's against Amazon's rules, allegedly.
"We're allowed to impeach the President because Facebook and Twitter and Google banned him."

I know that's probably not what Bernie intended to convey here.

BUT.... 🧐🤔
🤐 https://twitter.com/jasonrantz/status/1349394394273640448
And another one
O__O https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1349357316769013760
What an eerie image
^ Speaking of Pelosi, here's her arguing to impeach Donald Trump again.
^^ And for fairness, here's Jim Jordan's rebuttal. https://twitter.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/1349413999260168192
Translation: McConnell's move here means delay in whole impeachment process, running out the clock until Biden Inauguration Day.
Even if any of you totally HATE AOC, you should watch this video to see where the political temperature of the US government is at.
^ More about the general debate at hand in this here screenshot.
"The National Guard in DC staging large amount of weapons and shields." -- via https://twitter.com/zerosum24/ 
"We are locked out of the Students for Trump account until after Inauguration Day." -- says https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/ 
Rep. Andy Biggs warns the Democrats impeaching Trump will only embolden his supporters and make him a martyr
DC: "Protesters yell at the police line now formed at 3rd and Pennsylvania" -- video posted by https://twitter.com/RichieMcGinniss/
🚨🚨Matt Gaetz goes LOUD on the House Floor in speech claiming the 2020 riots laid the groundwork for what happened at the Capitol
Apparently a big deal for the GOP Leader to say that SOOO into the thread it goes
Rep. Maxine Waters: "[Trump] is capable of starting a civil war."
People are digging up Cori Bush tweets from last year.

And comparing it to her stance on protesting now.

I'll leave it for you all to judge. I'm just a messenger.
"Feds say Capitol attack coordinated in part on Twitter."

OH WELLS. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

It's a good thing Amazon and Twitter are BEST BUDS!! https://twitter.com/EVKontorovich/status/1349428512168566787
Obligatory "remember there's also that global pandemic" reminder
Ok the point of this screenshot is to let you all know that Twitter and American politics have officially converged. To the point where it's in their arguments, here.
"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's lectern is back at the Capitol after a rioter walked off with it last week and almost sold it on eBay for over $90,000." -- via https://twitter.com/TheBelaaz/ 
"There are more troops right now in Washington DC than in Afghanistan. And they are here to defend us against the commander in chief, the president of the United States and his mob"
oof one of the people who entered the Capitol was a COP-ER-INO
WELL I guess Congresswoman Lauren Boebert is... back?

This is actually even more confusing because I thought Twitter didn't give a hoot about public image anymore.
All Corporations should stop donating to politicians at this point

It would actually solve a lot of problems
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1349460962345185280
Crenshaw says NO to impeachment
this is just chaos
TRUMP DOUBLE IMPEACHED BY THE HOUSE
People fleeing to alt tech sites because United States instability
I think I'll beat everyone else to a meme. Just this once.
"WATCH: The moment the House impeached President Trump for a historic second time"
"The ADL is allegedly taking screenshots of threats on Gab and running to the press saying "gotcha." They should immediately be flagging these posts so that our moderation team can take action. Not doing so, and instead running to the press, is grossly irresponsible" -- GAB
Guess we'll see
Statement from McConnell even though at this point I regard him as an e-girl willing to blow people for clout
Rick and Morty makes more sense than America right now
Were you in Rick and Morty @elonmusk
this is a website about movies and sh!t but the blood is in the water politically so even the Wrap is getting in on the action
Look Willy

Many Americans. (Most Americans.)

We've lost the plot at this point. There's been just too much of this back and forth that we can't even follow what's going on.
This politics thread might become a Rick and Morty thread as a coping mechanism
I'd sleep with Anne Hathaway
I might've had too many Crab beers
Give me a minute we'll get back to politics

i'm coping
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