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Timeline cleanser thread:
This is Ernest. He lives on a farm for orphaned animals and his best friend is a sheep.
This is Ernest. He lives on a farm for orphaned animals and his best friend is a sheep.
This is Alma. She holds the current hamster world record for the 100m dash.
Katrina has something to say to her boss but might get fired if she goes off.
Eric and Ernie's mum said they have to behave until she gets back.
They might not though.
They might not though.
Amaira is pondering what to have for lunch.
Cedric is drunk and it's not even 10am
Anita just heard about Chartwells share price dropping
Cara is enjoying her spa day
Zane is pondering a third cup of coffee
Lisa has already had three. Things are vibrating.
Anthony wonders if anyone will notice he took the last biscuit
Dalia thinks she might have taken a wrong turn
Archie is just happy to be involved
Uma is wondering if you're getting your five a day?
Beji says you should probably drink more water
Martina isn't coming in, you're not her real dad anyway
Steve wonders if you have time for a cuddle?
Indira recommends mindfulness
Simon says...take a couple of deep breaths before you reply to that email
Anna recommends a nap if you're really not feeling it today
Abby recommends not taking it all to heart
Bert says it's ok to not be ok. Happens to the best of us. Make a sweater out of a sock and build a pillow fort.
Maha and Malia suggest you tell someone you love them
Tove is just happy you're here
