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the men of mdzs and whether they can– or should*– be pegged: a thread
*some men who should be pegged cannot be, and some are eminently peggable but should not under any circumstance be attempted
*some men who should be pegged cannot be, and some are eminently peggable but should not under any circumstance be attempted
pegging is quite possibly the only way lan xichen can or would have sex with a woman, and between the grateful doe eyes and those big lan shoulders he's awfully pretty when he falls apart around a strap
he can, should, must, & will be pegged, and you'll have a good time doing it
he can, should, must, & will be pegged, and you'll have a good time doing it
if you, the pegger, are wei ying, of COURSE lan wangji will try it, it's so adorable that you think you can top
he'll climb on and grind your pelvis into dust but somehow you, wei ying, inexplicably think that's hot
if you are NOT wei ying get out of his immaculate face
he'll climb on and grind your pelvis into dust but somehow you, wei ying, inexplicably think that's hot
if you are NOT wei ying get out of his immaculate face
"PEGGING IS FORBIDDEN IN THE CLOUD RECESSES" lan qiren screams at your retreating back, but in the quiet he longs for what might have been
this man is ACHING to lose his Lan composure, but tragically, offering to scratch that itch is a death sentence for anyone save cangse sanren
this man is ACHING to lose his Lan composure, but tragically, offering to scratch that itch is a death sentence for anyone save cangse sanren
you, I, and the small army of artisans feeding their families off of commissions for nie huaisang's private collection all know the answer to this question
nie mingjue would love it
nie mingjue would gag for it
nie mingjue would sob and beg and feel remade– if you slap him and throw him around a little he might propose in the afterglow
nie mingjue is not aware that pegging exists, and nobody he's slept with has ever thought to offer
nie mingjue would gag for it
nie mingjue would sob and beg and feel remade– if you slap him and throw him around a little he might propose in the afterglow
nie mingjue is not aware that pegging exists, and nobody he's slept with has ever thought to offer
the quandary of pegging wen ruohan is that the pegging itself is chill
he's perfectly amenable to being served in this way, his cultivation is high enough that he keeps it tight
but if you're close enough to wen ruohan to peg him you're too close to wen ruohan for your own safety
he's perfectly amenable to being served in this way, his cultivation is high enough that he keeps it tight
but if you're close enough to wen ruohan to peg him you're too close to wen ruohan for your own safety
I mean, you COULD peg wen xu
it's a free country, nobody's stopping you, he'd probably be fine with it
but like... why though
it's a free country, nobody's stopping you, he'd probably be fine with it
but like... why though
PLEASE peg wen chao, I'm begging, you'd be doing a public service
the smarmy B-movie villain proclamations and the revolving door of whiny girlfriends are tragically-unaddressed symptoms of a bottom who doesn't even know that what he's doing is bratting
the smarmy B-movie villain proclamations and the revolving door of whiny girlfriends are tragically-unaddressed symptoms of a bottom who doesn't even know that what he's doing is bratting
wen ning is a sweetheart who tries his best to make people happy but wen ning is also a hard top who would really prefer to focus on you
if he really thought it was important to you he'd try it once but neither of you would get anything out of it
if he really thought it was important to you he'd try it once but neither of you would get anything out of it
mo xuanyu is a twinky enigma whom we only know through notoriously biased rumors, so all I'll say is this:
if mo xuanyu is into women, he's into pegging
let the self judge gay or bi, and let others decide to peg or to take a pass on this particular sadboy
if mo xuanyu is into women, he's into pegging
let the self judge gay or bi, and let others decide to peg or to take a pass on this particular sadboy
jin guangshan's masculinity shrivels up & dies if his hookup KNOWS HOW TO READ and you think you could bend that motherfucker over? go stand in a random hallway and stick your hand out, you'd have better luck grabbing a miscellaneous son
you'd have better luck asking the xuanwu
you'd have better luck asking the xuanwu
fine! go ahead! peg jin zixun, he'd be fun to break, you could probably steal something nice on your way out
but he WILL feel several kinds of ways about it and blow your phone up asking why you thought he'd want to before begging for a repeat and immediately blocking your number
but he WILL feel several kinds of ways about it and blow your phone up asking why you thought he'd want to before begging for a repeat and immediately blocking your number
look me in the eye, hear me out, I'm telling you this because I care about you
do not peg jin guangyao
I KNOW his bussy is immaculate. I KNOW he can do the splits on your strap and he's small enough you can really push him around
I know, and I'm so, so sorry, but you WILL die
do not peg jin guangyao
I KNOW his bussy is immaculate. I KNOW he can do the splits on your strap and he's small enough you can really push him around
I know, and I'm so, so sorry, but you WILL die
if you absolutely must peg a jin, call jiang yanli up and ask if she's alright with lending hers out
although jin zixuan is such a wife guy he might refuse to take a strap he isn't married to
although jin zixuan is such a wife guy he might refuse to take a strap he isn't married to
su she gave himself a hundred holes and every one of them is reserved for jin guangyao
honestly there's no point in me judging whether or not you should peg xue yang
if you're a reasonable human being you're already vanishing in the opposite direction and if you want to peg him anyway saying that one or both of you will die is just gonna make you hornier
if you're a reasonable human being you're already vanishing in the opposite direction and if you want to peg him anyway saying that one or both of you will die is just gonna make you hornier
to be perfectly honest with you, song lan gives me the vibe of a man who hasn't touched a woman since he came out of one and would really prefer to keep that streak intact
look at this man
so pristine, so morally conflicted, so eminently shovable
flip xiao xingchen over, get him out of his own head, and give him a fun reason to cry for once
so pristine, so morally conflicted, so eminently shovable
flip xiao xingchen over, get him out of his own head, and give him a fun reason to cry for once
jiang fengmian lies back and goes where you put him and makes all the right noises and SOMEHOW, even THIS is STILL ABOUT HIM
it's just another goddamn chore to placate his guilt about being chained to you and honestly it's MORE annoying that he's getting off on it
it's just another goddamn chore to placate his guilt about being chained to you and honestly it's MORE annoying that he's getting off on it
if you ask wei wuxian if he's ever been pegged he insists he's been taking straps since he was a baby, do your worst, jiang disciples fear NOTHING
it takes you getting your harness on and three fingers in his canonically amazing ass for wei wuxian to realize he's in over his head
it takes you getting your harness on and three fingers in his canonically amazing ass for wei wuxian to realize he's in over his head
are you happy now? do you feel satisfied?
did you really need me to spell out the fact that jiang cheng never got a second date because his find-me-a-wife wishlist prohibits tops?
you already knew that
the power was in you all along
peg this man. make him cry. do it for me
did you really need me to spell out the fact that jiang cheng never got a second date because his find-me-a-wife wishlist prohibits tops?
you already knew that
the power was in you all along
peg this man. make him cry. do it for me
