Go to work don't go to work stay at home don't stay at home work from home go to work go outside don't go outside go for a walk don't go for a walk we'll fine you if you go for a walk we won't fine you if you're Dominic Cummings clap for key workers no payrise for key workers

Eat out to help out stay in to help out go to work to save our economy stay at home to save lives free school meals no free school meals starve our kids 22bn for NHS track and trace 22bn for our mates there is no magic money tree here's Rishi with the magic money tree

Wear a mask don't wear a mask get a vaccine but not two doses of the vaccine therefore it's not a vaccine get a vaccine during working hours there is no clamour for the vaccine out of working hours key workers' kids should go to school key workers' kids should stay at home