Controversial UK snack opinions
(I'n ready to get ratioed 🤠)

Disclaimer: I'm veggie so I'll leave out gummies etc. let's go!
Bountys are disgusting and taste like ass shavings on a chocolate bar
Snickers are so gross why would you ruin good chocolate like that
Quavers are a national treasure and anyone that dislikes them (aside for dietary/lifestyle reasons) needs to be locked up
Once you open a pack of Jaffa Cakes you're legally obliged to scran the lot
Milky Ways are the underrated Queens of Celebrations tins
Quavers are better than Skips
Discos taste like feet and should be deemed a health hazard
Tunnock's Teacakes taste better when smashed
Aero mint chocolate is GOOD
Roses taste like chemicals and sadness
Sour Cream and Onion Pringles are the best flavour if you disagree argue with the wall
Twiglets should be banned they taste like multiple people farted, sharted then stepped on them in that order
Red Kola >>> Cherryade (but both are good)
Publicly admitting you dislike Irn Bru in Scotland should be treated as treason
I, as an adult, unashamedly eat Magic Stars
McCoys Mexican Chilli flavour crisps are criminally underrated
I love mint and orange chocolate but some companies put mint or orange into their products fot like one month just to be trendy and half the time it's like a failed experiment
Kettle chips are disgusting.
Lurpak is gross go cry about it
People only eat Poppits if it's the last good thing in the vending machine
The crispy M&Ms are the best ones (blue packet)
Men can keep Yorkies. They're boring tbh and their ad campaigns always sucked ass
Your hand always lifts 20 more chocolate fingers or matchsticks than you intended
The economy is measured by the price of a Freddo
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