70,000 QAnon walk into a bar.

They sit at tables made from WayFair cabinets.

They order a pitcher of satanic baby’s blood and pizza made from the souls of the Hollywood elite.

They talk about wanting to find the edge of the Earth and how The Donald is going to save them all.

The Donald sends them coded messages through misspelled tweets and he is going to save them from a world of pedophiles and technology.

John F. Kennedy Jr. walks slowly into the bar and walks to front. The 70,000 QAnon members stare eagerly at him, his words are all they want.

JFK Jr. clears his throat and leans into the strategically placed mic. Hands raised to quiet the already quiet crowd.

“I have one thing to say,” JFK Jr. says, “I will guide you towards the truth but you must listen.”

The 70,000 QAnon adjust their tinfoil hats and stare ahead.

“Now that I have your attention, please take this truth to heart. Vaccines are fine, 9/11 happened, there’s no such thing as a crisis actor, the Earth is round, Trump is a narcissistic sociopath, there is no satanic pedophile ring run by Tom Hanks & I died 22 years ago. Stop.”

And with that, JFK Jr. vanishes into a haze of smoke.

The 70,000 QAnon remain quiet as they readjust their tinfoil hats. They sip their baby’s blood and stare at the pictures that plaster the walls. Digitally altered photos of their leader Trump&wait. He will tell them the way.