Shane would absolutely sing "Wonderwall" at karaoke night. #StardewValley
Sebastian would sing "I'm not okay (I promise)". #StardewValley
Sam would sing "All the small things". #StardewValley
Alex would sing "Tubthumping", but as an unironical sports anthem.
Oops, forgot the hashtag in the last tweet. I do that a lot, sorry.

Anyway, Harvey would sing Miami Sound Machine's "Doctor Beat".

Cringeworthingly badly, but with a lot of heart. #StardewValley
And let's face it, we all know that Elliott would butcher "Wuthering Heights". #StardewValley
As for the bachelorettes, Emily would also go for Kate Bush, but she'd excel at "Running up that hill", complete with choreography from the music video.
Yes, it's technically a pas de deux.

Like that's gonna stop Emily. #StardewValley
I can totally see Haley singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story". #StardewValley
Abigail wouldn't sing, Abigail would put her drumkit on the stage and play the drumbeat to "Seven Nation Army" for for minutes straight. #StardewValley
*for four, of course.
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