Not by looking, no. But we ask people to squeeze to check pelvic floor strength, but it's not like we ask people to crack walnuts (nor should they try!) https://twitter.com/ankles_so_weak/status/1348715270391607297
But there is a woman who claims to weight lift with her vagina. Definitely don't do that. Not that her pics look photoshopped or anything. Also, she is anti-Pap smear bc her body will know. Anyhoo, she challenged me to a a vagina-off. Simpler times. https://jezebel.com/unwrapping-the-beef-kim-anamis-kung-fu-vagina-vs-dr-1836697878
But this person is a good example of the dangers of wellness influencers. She has > 100k followers on Instagram and actively advocates against pap smears bc your body will know if you have abnormal cells. I mean, if that were the case no one would ever have cervical cancer.
There is also a video where she opens a bottle with her vagina. It's something. I don't love any of you enough to find it.
Remember the good old times, when I would do tweet threads like this?
Sigh.
Sigh.
Who knows, maybe Gwyneth Paltrow will recommend the Implant O-rama at-home coffee enema system again on her annual detox guide. Also, maybe never take Dr. Junger's advice on anything.
I bet @drjenadjacent is yelling "Do jade egg" like some people yell "Freebird"
If you want to learn more cool vagina and vulva facts and read more classic lines, such as "It's a vagina, not a piña colda, please check out my book The Vagina Bible https://www.kensingtonbooks.com/9780806539317/the-vagina-bible/
Oh...there is a bottle opener called a Snatch Popper. I guess you could say it is the vagina and not the vulva because it is the inside with the bottle opener... https://snatchpopper.com/products/sp1
I appreciate this was a bit of a rambling thread, but it was a nice little distraction considering *waves hands wildly* all this. Also, my new book, The Menopause Manifesto, serves the facts and hopefully some funny. https://www.amazon.com/Menopause-Manifesto-Health-Facts-Feminism/dp/0806540664
Good night everyone.
And remember, keep your coffee in your cup not in your rectum.
And remember, keep your coffee in your cup not in your rectum.