hi i’m on ft with owen @fore20skin and he told me to live tweet the call let’s go

“plug lettuce sounds like weed but what if it’s slang for like seaweed or something?”

rich guy: if i was a gold digger i would go for a guy who is so rich he doesn’t have a wikipedia like he does not give a fuck about his social worth he’s that rich that he’s not famous. it’s like maybe oil money possibly oil money ya know whatever

baby shark the musical we got 50 great whites and we taught them how to see REAL 4D EXPERIENCE THROWING BABIES AND SHARK BABY VS SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY VS SHARK

i’m actually using all the things i’ve learned in my sports marketing class like never trust a ho who had 2 dicks in her ears. thats what SHE said huh

hey i’m john lennon i’m paul mccartney i’m in the beatles *angelic voice* oh i believe in yesterday yesterday you seem so far away but now i see you yesterday yesterday oohohohho (he kept doing this for like 30 seconds)

*guy rapping* ay we got bitches in the trap! and then there’s an ad lib like holy fuck help me he has a shrink ray bro like honey i shrunk the kids but it’s hunnie i shrunk the kids like hunnie cause rappers.

r/pokimane live stream fails reaction i’m trying to make a joke i don’t know

just to clarify these are all things owen is saying

something about a character that’s a compulsive liar that only knows batman related stuff. like “yeah my uncles actually the riddler i know batman we’re best friends” but he’s an adult. like the only cultural references he gets

he’d like to clarify that bit is called “guy who only knows batman”

ok what is childish gambino primeurs this is america 2 “we are wakanda!” disney is there and they have a hologram of michael jackson but it’s confusing cause why is it there but it’s completely nude and it’s like we are wakanda and then a guy hops out of a flying balloon (1/2)

nvm 2nd half of that tweet is cancelled

would you suck lil wayne’s dick for an iPhone 6? (he is doing obama voice) michelle uh me and michelle and the kids we have a new dog (he stopped doing the voice) michelle we should all be the jerry seinfeld ahhh!!!

this is not obama anymore this is just cool guy wait you could say obama is a cool guy but would you suck lil wayne’s dick for an iPhone 6? (Then i said yes) this next parts owen: you would? i think the deals still open

blah blah guy but he randomly has guy trapped in the ceiling that’s my new genre of character

(lil wayne voice) wait what does lil wayne sound like can you look it up? would lil wayne suck yo dick for like a billion dollars?

everyone this is all stuff owen is saying not me i don’t know either

(i said i don’t play world of warcraft) ur saying u don’t like mmo rpgs??? me and lindsay and genna all love league of legends! (so i asked was like really?) and then owen said no that was a lie

ok i’m done he’s just singing various songs, most childish gambino got this money baby. this was fun idk what’s going on half the time either don’t even ask