2) comms start >

Bill > Clinton OR Prince William > going with William due to the Navy reference

33 > [their] number
3) goat > they do love their symbolism

Curse of the Billy Goat > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Billy_Goat

1945 > 45 > Trump

Tavern owner William

71 years > 71 >< 17

Page updated January 8, 2021
4) affectionately known as "Blue Eyes" > Prince William's eye color > blue

horns that stretched longer than any goat in his herd > this will have a massive impact

played a central role

gone too far

kidnapped

other so-called goatnappings > others have been caught
5) keep the mascot’s location secret to the public > protect the 'big one'

humanely euthanized > put to death

survived by successors Bills 36 and 37 > the male heirs > Prince George and Prince Louis
6) > end comms

Never forget > news unlocks.

[Their] comms are getting more frantic and sloppy.

The only question now - when & how will they announce it? Wait - lemme guess. Covid.
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