I can't remember which of you bastards recommended we watch Left Behind as part of our Nicholas Cage marathon but that was some fucked up shit.

I have never seen an actor cringe up and die behind his own eyeballs while delivering a line before. I've literally never seen a film with a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes either.

But most importantly, I've never seen a Christian movie from the US before. And dear God let me tell you, that is some fucked up nonsense like you would not believe.

It's basically a disaster movie, but the audience is supposed to be on the side of the disaster. They want you to will on the end of the earth.

Occasionally a character will mention that it's a little weird that we're expected to be happy that God is kidnapping kids and murdering everyone else, but then you're ushered away before you can dwell on it.

I'm an atheist and I will always be an atheist. But if I wasn't, one watch if this movie would have accomplished it. On a basic moral level, it is hands down one of the most fucked up things I have ever seen. It makes Cannibal Holocaust look like My Little Pony.

...it's on Netflix btw.