gonna make Purlur, the app for cats just screaming at each other and creating conspiracy theories against dogs.
will IPO and enrich founders (me) overnight
I will then divert all funds to dog shelters/rescues. Cats will revolt and leave app but I will be remembered for this grand charitable act in perpetuity.
Cats form PurrAnon and spend their lives doxxing me. Life is hard but public opinion favors rescue dogs and they come to my defense.
German Shepard Champ Biden runs for office. Everyone says Champ can't win because he's too old, but he beats out Meowco Rubio in a landslide presidential election.
The new generation of young pups embrace Pupcoin, a burgeoning cryptocurrency that kickstarts the largest crowdfunding campaign to combat cat propaganda around the globe.
Cats retailiate and create the BarkWeb, a dark web offshoot that lures young pups to spend their Pupcoin on illegal dog treats.
alright story ends here I'm out of coffee
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