AUSTIN POWERS WORKING FOR THE AMBULANCE SERVICE - A THREAD:
Trying to get the ambulance turned round on a single track road.
My response when arriving on scene at a major trauma.
When someone tries to tell you that *insert HCP here* insisted that the patient ring an ambulance for their minor ailment.
When an old dear comes out of nowhere with a rude joke or profanity.
When you see your bestie on another motor leaving ED as you’re arriving.
I feel this GIF speaks for itself - we’ve all seen this happen.
When someone is offering out snacks.
When you do your upmost best with everything and then you get a email about auditing....
When you and your crew mate get along really well and have unbelievable banter. @Real_Deal77

When a patient is speaking in riddles as to why you’re there.
When the skittles and the caffeine hits at the same time.
BEING CALLED AN AMBULANCE DRIVER.
The feeling of fear when a patient thinks they’re being funny when they say...
“Yeah I rang because I want a COVID test.”
When someone’s not been in long enough to be cynical.