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LOL'ing at #MAGA going from anti-BLM-protests; pro-cops; anti-terrorists; and pro private-company-rights
to...
pro-riots; into beating up cops; pro-terrorists; and against private company's rights.
FULL CIRCLE, BABY!
to...
pro-riots; into beating up cops; pro-terrorists; and against private company's rights.
FULL CIRCLE, BABY!
Here's a flow-chart:
"Are you a MAGA-moron who doesn't have any mooring principles? Do you need help knowing what position to take on any given day?"...
"Are you a MAGA-moron who doesn't have any mooring principles? Do you need help knowing what position to take on any given day?"...
There is a riot. What do you say?
a) Are the protestors mostly white? "Riot is an expression of liberty!"
b) Are they mostly black? "When the looting starts, the shooting starts!"
a) Are the protestors mostly white? "Riot is an expression of liberty!"
b) Are they mostly black? "When the looting starts, the shooting starts!"
A cop is beaten up. What do you say?
a) Was it at the Bundy ranch? "Abuse of government power!"
b) Is it a cop against white protestors? "Abuse of govt power!"
c) Is it a cop at BLM? "Defend the blue! Law and order!" if it's a black person who hit him, GO BUCK WILD ON TWITTER.
a) Was it at the Bundy ranch? "Abuse of government power!"
b) Is it a cop against white protestors? "Abuse of govt power!"
c) Is it a cop at BLM? "Defend the blue! Law and order!" if it's a black person who hit him, GO BUCK WILD ON TWITTER.
There is terrorist activity / unlawful insurrection. What do you say?
a) Was it a pro-Trump 'storming of the capitol'? "Freedom fighters, just like the Founding Fathers, you know."
b) Was it a brown/black person? "Increase military & police funding to protect us against terror!"
a) Was it a pro-Trump 'storming of the capitol'? "Freedom fighters, just like the Founding Fathers, you know."
b) Was it a brown/black person? "Increase military & police funding to protect us against terror!"
And lastly, a private company wishes to exercise its rights regarding w/ whom it engages. What do you say?
a) If it's a bakery blindly discriminating against gays entirely, who've had no misconduct, "IT'S A PRIVATE COMPANY! Ever heard of free markets? Free to go to another shop!"
a) If it's a bakery blindly discriminating against gays entirely, who've had no misconduct, "IT'S A PRIVATE COMPANY! Ever heard of free markets? Free to go to another shop!"
b) If it's 'Big Tech' (sidebar: lol) banning an old wreck insurrectionist who has engaged in gross misconduct and used the site to encourage violence: "Grab the smelling salts! I'm going to faint! You can't discriminate!!! This is AMURICA!"
(Cheat sheet: Basically, for the Right, the 'free market' and 'right of private companies' ONLY exists depending on who's on the receiving end. If it's a gay denied service, they're Ayn Fucking Rand. If it's Trump, they become Marx & want to nationalize private tech companies.)
Oh wait, I remembered another. Person loses job opportunity or book deal over statements. How do you react?
a) If it's Jemele Hill, "Listen, lady, actions have consequences. First Amend only protects against government actions. but your employer can do as they wish and fire you."
a) If it's Jemele Hill, "Listen, lady, actions have consequences. First Amend only protects against government actions. but your employer can do as they wish and fire you."
b) If it's Josh Hawley denied a book deal, "How DARE you stifle this man's First Amendment rights? It says so right here in my pocket-size-Glenn-Beck-Constitution-pamplet that you cannot deprive him of his right to a lucrative book deal!"
