Number 26

Heinz sponge puddings
Number 25

Kellogg's Pop Tarts.

Defied the rules of physics. How could the humble toaster produce something so hot? Had the entire family talking in sign language for a week
Number 24

Birds Eye Rissoles

Even as children, we worried about the ingredients. Tasted lovely.
Number 23

Angel Delight
Number 22

Sausage rolls. From a tin. Witchcraft.
Number 21

Brain's faggots. In a rich West Country sauce.
Number 20

The Arctic Roll. Council Viennetta.
Number 19

Fondant Fancies. Or French Fancies if you were late to the party. One a month after Sunday tea watching Bullseye.
Number 18

The crinkle cut chip.

The talk of Airdrie for months when it landed. Some serious dissent to be honest.
Number 17

Margarine on toast
Number 16

Cadbury's Smash.
Number 15

Bird's Trifle
Number 14

Spaghetti not in a tin. We visited a posh neighbours house for years and genuinely thought this was an ornament. 100% true story.
Number 13

Birds Eye Steaklets. With discounted anorak offer.
Number 12

Cod in butter sauce. From a bag
Number 11

Birds Eye Potato Waffles. Revolutionary at the time. For years, every tea that wasn't this was a slight disappointment.
Number 10

Fray Bentos corned beef. Meat luxury. Evil tin. Rarely served without finger blood on it.
Number 9

Banana Nesquik. Strictly a drink, but served up so thick it had the same calorific value as 3 meals.
Number 8

Carnation condensed/evaporated milk. Not much that we wouldn't put it on. Shaky milk.
Number 7

Heinz Toast Toppers
Number 6

Alphabetti Spaghetti

The most entertaining food of all time. Best one seen?

NO BASTARD CHIPS
Number 5

After Eights - but ONLY served in a silver plated carriage

😉😉
Number 4

Dairylea cheese triangles. The future had arrived.
Number 3

The exotic world of Vesta
Number 2

Findus crispy pancakes
****Number 1****

The Findus French Bread Pizza. With seperate herb sachet. First herbs we'd ever seen.

Usually served part frozen or burnt to a crisp.

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