Thread by @Zurampfluenza, Here lies my experience and live tweets while going outside and trying [...]

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Here lies my experience and live tweets while going outside and trying to touch some gr*ss.

(A Thread)

This idea was inspired by the midgets A.M and Helios. Note that this is will be done at Nightime so expect.... nothing

Random facts about grass that I just stole quickly spare me
1. Grass is green
1. The study of grass is called Agrostology
2. Giant bamboo is the largest variety og grass
3. Grasslands make up over 20% of the vegetation cover of the earth
4.

Grass

1. Just realized that our garden has no grass

What would I livetweet then? Look at it? How did this happen? I swear this was not like this before.

Nevermind, let's march at my neighbours garden. I'll be quiet since I don't want to disturb them. Our neighbours house is very close. Just few steps away from our house.

4. My hands are delving at the grass right now. Inspecting every details of it. It's damp, I expected it. The humidity in our place is another thing . How should I describe the grass? Foreign.

Grass is soft for now, it was always rough and I find it bothersome and ticks me off. Maybe there's something wrong with my hands. Speaking of my coarse hands, I think they've gotten better now. They're dainty in my eyes, no need to agree with me.

Love the contrast between the calm state that I'm experiencing and the messy state of my surroundings. It didn't affect me that much. Amidst all of the noise it didn't ravish the serenity that is brought upon me.

Also,the frogs are here. How should I describe it, I always love their voices, rather than annoying I found it somewhat comforting. But for some reason,it's not like that today. Maybe because they are close to me.Frogs are still great though. Great spies when someone is dumping

I think leaves are still better than grass.