Top 10 things actual people have said to me and my husband this year, as new gay dads: a thread šŸ¤£šŸ˜¬šŸ¤¬
1. Oh itā€™s ladsā€™ day out today! So cute. Is mummy having the day off?
2. Which of you is the real dad?
3. Is the mum still involved? It must be so hard for her
4. Do you reckon heā€™ll also be gay when he grows up?
5. Arenā€™t you worried that heā€™s missing out by not being breast-fed?
6. What if his first word is ā€˜mummyā€™?
7. Itā€™s a shame he was born in 2020, isnā€™t it?
8. Oh heā€™s going to miss out on so much! Think of all the facial expressions heā€™s missing under these masks
9. Do you want me to help settle him?
10. I can be his mummy if you want.
Our sonā€™s thoughts on all the above can be summarised with this expression
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