Top 10 things actual people have said to me and my husband this year, as new gay dads: a thread 




1. Oh itās ladsā day out today! So cute. Is mummy having the day off?
2. Which of you is the real dad?
3. Is the mum still involved? It must be so hard for her
4. Do you reckon heāll also be gay when he grows up?
5. Arenāt you worried that heās missing out by not being breast-fed?
6. What if his first word is āmummyā?
7. Itās a shame he was born in 2020, isnāt it?
8. Oh heās going to miss out on so much! Think of all the facial expressions heās missing under these masks
9. Do you want me to help settle him?
10. I can be his mummy if you want.