Sigh. Insurrection Act signed. The pope was arrested for child molesting. Pakistan blackouts are PROOF that blah blah blah. Just put these people in jail already.

Real Sidney Powell provider of fake news complains about fake Sidney Powell selling real gold coins.

One for the Ghost Dancers scrapbook.

So sad that conservatives are pulling out of Jenna Jameson. Leading her to have less penetration. Apparently her fans are in a state of detumescent and she has yet to figure out that they were never real.

Steve is going to survive by doing nihilistic, self aggrandizing interviews for obscure Bolivian public access channels and appear in black and white French art films. He will wear a beret, chain smoke and ponder eternity while shrugging his shoulders. https://www.lemonde.fr/idees/article/2021/01/07/steve-bannon-l-homme-qui-voulait-le-chaos-un-livre-retrace-le-parcours-de-l-ex-conseiller-de-trump_6065439_3232.html

Bannon, Miller (with goatee) and a bearded Kushner will become NeoDadaists in Paris. They will famous for tying their scrotums together and challenging office workers to untie them. They will survive by being spray painted gold mimes outside the Louvre.

Ivanka will leave Jared and hook up with Kayleigh. Joyously liberated with buzzcuts and hairy armpits, they develop a lust for filmmaking. Spending hours chain smoking and reading Jean Paul Satre to each other while they work on their film about their cat.

Trump will work as motivational coach for depressed MAGA parolees paying off federal fines for sedition. He will only talk in short twitter bursts providing wisdom and advice on achieving financial success in the casino and starting online fundraisers