For folks who are coupled, how many of you are in inter-birth order relationships? Like, I'm the oldest, but my wife is the youngest. So when we're w/my family, we do lots of planning, erranding & paying. When we're w/hers, our meals are delivered to us in a reclined position lol
My wife really got a bad deal because I now know from experience, being a little sister is legit and obligation-free. Now that she's married to me, she is Chief Picking People Up From The Airport Officer
If you still have time, ideal pairings are:
-Youngest/Youngest (will never work a holiday dinner in your life)
-Oldest/Youngest (You at least get one side of the family where you are #1 on call sheet)

Worst:
Oldest/Oldest (praying 4 u)
Middles have been completely erased from the research, as is tradition
The first time I spent the holidays at my wife's family's house, I woke up with a start at like 11a when I heard people in the kitchen doing stuff. I was like "shouldn't we go down there?" She said "no, why?" and kept watching TV LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
After dinner, I was like "I'll do the dishes" and she said "don't" and walked upstairs
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