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Australia/New Zealand covid strategy:
1. Make your island a fortress and lock everything down
2. Declare victory over covid
3. Covid returns
4. Lockdown
5. Declare victory over covid
6. Covid returns
7. Lockdown
8. Declare victory over covid
9. Covid returns
10. Lockdown...
1. Make your island a fortress and lock everything down
2. Declare victory over covid
3. Covid returns
4. Lockdown
5. Declare victory over covid
6. Covid returns
7. Lockdown
8. Declare victory over covid
9. Covid returns
10. Lockdown...
UK covid strategy:
1. Lockdown
2. Covid gets worse
3. Lockdown again, promising it will work this time
4. Covid gets worse
5. Lockdown again, promising it will work this time
6. Covid gets worse
7. Lockdown again, promising it will work this time...
1. Lockdown
2. Covid gets worse
3. Lockdown again, promising it will work this time
4. Covid gets worse
5. Lockdown again, promising it will work this time
6. Covid gets worse
7. Lockdown again, promising it will work this time...
USA covid strategy:
1. Lockdown
2. Flood nursing homes with covid patients
3. Attain highest death rate in the world
4. Credit guy who caused nursing home crisis with defeating covid
5. Blame states that didn't lockdown enough when nursing home deaths continue
6. Lockdown more
1. Lockdown
2. Flood nursing homes with covid patients
3. Attain highest death rate in the world
4. Credit guy who caused nursing home crisis with defeating covid
5. Blame states that didn't lockdown enough when nursing home deaths continue
6. Lockdown more
Sweden covid strategy:
1. Commit to staying open
2. Forget that nursing homes exist
3. Massive nursing home outbreak
4. Apologize for forgetting about nursing homes, but continue to forget
5. Media blames nursing home deaths on staying open
6. Cave to media and permit lockdowns
1. Commit to staying open
2. Forget that nursing homes exist
3. Massive nursing home outbreak
4. Apologize for forgetting about nursing homes, but continue to forget
5. Media blames nursing home deaths on staying open
6. Cave to media and permit lockdowns
China covid strategy:
1. Pretend covid doesn't exist & imprison any dissent
2. Covid runs wild
3. Lockdown
4. Claim to have magically eradicated covid & zero out your official stats
5. Pretend covid doesn't exist again & imprison any dissent
6. Covid returns
7. Lockdown
1. Pretend covid doesn't exist & imprison any dissent
2. Covid runs wild
3. Lockdown
4. Claim to have magically eradicated covid & zero out your official stats
5. Pretend covid doesn't exist again & imprison any dissent
6. Covid returns
7. Lockdown
Belgium covid strategy:
1. Lock everything down
2. Covid deaths run wild anyway in world's worst outbreak
3. Depend on the media to ignore your death toll because you locked down like you were supposed to & you're the political heart of the EU
4. Repeat same steps in the fall
1. Lock everything down
2. Covid deaths run wild anyway in world's worst outbreak
3. Depend on the media to ignore your death toll because you locked down like you were supposed to & you're the political heart of the EU
4. Repeat same steps in the fall
North Korea covid strategy:
1. Shoot people who get covid
2. Declare no more covid
1. Shoot people who get covid
2. Declare no more covid
Belarus covid strategy:
1. Drink vodka, no more covid.
1. Drink vodka, no more covid.
California covid strategy:
1. Lockdown
2. Exempt politicians to get their hair done
3. Lockdown more
4. Exempt politicians to visit their vineyards
5. Lockdown more
6. Exempt politicians to eat at French Laundry
7. Lockdown more
8. Achieve zero effect on covid outbreaks
1. Lockdown
2. Exempt politicians to get their hair done
3. Lockdown more
4. Exempt politicians to visit their vineyards
5. Lockdown more
6. Exempt politicians to eat at French Laundry
7. Lockdown more
8. Achieve zero effect on covid outbreaks
