The way men sometimes show interest in women is very weird.

Im not no dummy bitch. You need to approach me with a plan and none of that plan includes me doing any work.

I didn’t bother you

You guys are very confused.

“You wanna come see me?”

No I do not

“You wanna drive out to”

No I do not

I was tweeting in peace

You bothered me

You’re not interested in me. You wanna see if Im a dummy bitch.

Please suck my dick

This is precisely why I like hewdlums

Your mama’s a mule; not me. Call her cuz I’m not the one or the two

Dude gonna say “I be trying to show you but you don’t come see me”

You’re right. I don’t. Do not. Will not. You can’t show me anything if I need to do work in order to see it.

Im watering the plants

This is why you tax.

The hewdlums have plans. They move with intention and are about action. You’re literally in the passenger seat