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i just discovered personal injury court and i am fucking obsessed
this woman is suing a husband & wife bc the woman had a run-in with one of their llamas at a kid's birthday party (the couple owns a llama farm)
this woman is suing a husband & wife bc the woman had a run-in with one of their llamas at a kid's birthday party (the couple owns a llama farm)
the woman claims that she was trying to get the attention of a llama named Mable so that her son could take a picture with her. she said she got close to the llama, the llama got a lil wiggly, then reared up & spat on her
the woman ends up herniating a disk or some other medical spine thing, she's in pain & traumatized, she's suing for 100k. the llama farmers say its the woman's fault bc she got too close & snapped her fingers in Mable's face which she was cautioned about in some way
so the particulars dont matter that much. what you need to know is that the fucking llama farmers BROUGHT MABLE IN TO COURT so the judge could see how chill and sweet she is. the camera swings over to the woman's face. the audience is excited; she is not lmao
so one of their handlers comes in with Mabel the llama and the whoooooooole audience AND the judge are like 'awwwwwww! she's so cute!! i might need a llama now!' im like LMAOO is this not prejudicial evidence your honor?!?!
2 seconds of seriousness: if the woman really had been traumatized this would have been extremely reckless for a court to do. hi carol here's the VERY EXACT AND SAME ANIMAL who fucked your back up lmao rude!
yall couldnt import a different llama? was deondre busy?! (im not making this up, they mentioned they have a llama named deondre so casually that it must be true)
imagine hearing that a pair of lily white ppl have llamas named mabel and deondre & MABEL is the one youre shocked by
anyway, the judge is like alright let's get mabel in here mabel walks in there like
the entiiiiiiire crowd falls in love w mabel instantly and im just so outdone by the idea that the whole courthouse is loving up on this woman's nemesis right in her face LOL idk what i would do!!
“alright ma’am lets bring your assailant in”
ida fell on the ground and had an anxiety attack and then sued the judge for making me relive the time i got my ass beat by a llama in front of my son!
anyway, the judge goes to meet mabel and i already knew mabel was trouble LOL i sensed it! not trouble, but skittish. i mean sure she's in a court room for what may be her first time (they didnt do a background check so we'll never know. shoddy lawyering there)
but she was definitely like alright, youre cool right now but idk you so i might freak out in a few seconds, just a heads up.
in the end the judge decided the llama farmers were 51% responsible bc they created a sitch for the woman to get checked by a llama
in the end the judge decided the llama farmers were 51% responsible bc they created a sitch for the woman to get checked by a llama
the REAL joy in this story for me, though, is that the white llama farmers have a llama named deondre, and maybe--just maybe--they didnt bring deondre bc they knew he wouldnt get fair treatment in a courthouse. maybe there's still hope in the world. 
in case you wanna watch the ep its called 'baby llama drama' lmao good one dad
gnite!
gnite!
