does kylie jenner know how to use a chair; a thread
in a valiant first attempt, kylie jenner tangles her body in what can only be described as a half-downward dog half-half nelson. there is so much pain in her eyes

almost!!! kylie jenner nails the sitting position here but she does it on the wrong part of the couch
getting closer!
here kylie jenner identifies the correct part of the chair for sitting but hovers above it like it's an airport toilet seat. she has come so far 





in a devastating setback, kylie jenner mistakes a chair for a confession bench and kneels. she presses her dog to her ear hoping he may whisper some tips but he remains silent 


kylie jenner hires a professional chair-user to coach her into sitting properly but even a seasoned veteran can't break kylie of her extreme and pathological mistrust of seats 


kylie jenner attempts a maneuver called Wet Log Lodged In The Back Seat of a Toyota Corolla. it's unsuccessful

in her wild desperation
kylie jenner attempts to sit with no chairs in sight. concerned her friends and family encourage her to take a break from chair-sitting


kylie jenner hopes to distract onlookers from yet another chair-sitting fiasco by hiding behind an oversized cell phone. it doesn't work *again*
kylie jenner manages to fit her entire body onto a chair. is she sitting? even a toddler would agree that no, she is not. but she is grateful for this progress and takes a moment from all her hard work to bask in it




kylie keeps a hand grounded on the seat to steady herself against the unfamiliar feeling of almost-sitting. "i've seen a mermaid do this once," she tells her chair-spotter, just off camera

overconfident from her recent successes, kylie mistakes fellow clothes wearer for a chair and attempts to sit on her. it's hard to watch 














with half of her body poised in the seat-sitting position, kylie is just one leg away from sitting in a chair. a fellow chair-novice closes her eyes and imagines what it will be like when she gets that far in chair sitting
manifesting


kylie pulls off the most crucial step in sitting: maintaining seat-to-butt contact. if she can accomplish this in an actual chair, she will have reached her goal 




here we can see seat-to-butt contact but it's unclear if kylie jenner is sitting in a chair or decoratively draping her body across what appears to be the jeep from jurassic park


kylie jenner uses chair as a bed after a long day of nude lipstick creations. you can see how tired she is in her eyes. we can let it pass this time..
