does kylie jenner know how to use a chair; a thread
in a valiant first attempt, kylie jenner tangles her body in what can only be described as a half-downward dog half-half nelson. there is so much pain in her eyes 💔
kylie jenner manages to knee the chair in its crotch but never succeeds in actually sitting :3
almost!!! kylie jenner nails the sitting position here but she does it on the wrong part of the couch
getting closer! 😅 here kylie jenner identifies the correct part of the chair for sitting but hovers above it like it's an airport toilet seat. she has come so far 💯😩🙌
in a devastating setback, kylie jenner mistakes a chair for a confession bench and kneels. she presses her dog to her ear hoping he may whisper some tips but he remains silent 😔💔
kylie jenner hires a professional chair-user to coach her into sitting properly but even a seasoned veteran can't break kylie of her extreme and pathological mistrust of seats 🙄😳
chaos luv. a whole fucking mess.
kylie jenner attempts a maneuver called Wet Log Lodged In The Back Seat of a Toyota Corolla. it's unsuccessful ❌
in her wild desperation😈🤤 kylie jenner attempts to sit with no chairs in sight. concerned her friends and family encourage her to take a break from chair-sitting
kylie jenner hopes to distract onlookers from yet another chair-sitting fiasco by hiding behind an oversized cell phone. it doesn't work *again*
kylie jenner manages to fit her entire body onto a chair. is she sitting? even a toddler would agree that no, she is not. but she is grateful for this progress and takes a moment from all her hard work to bask in it🙌🙏👏
kylie keeps a hand grounded on the seat to steady herself against the unfamiliar feeling of almost-sitting. "i've seen a mermaid do this once," she tells her chair-spotter, just off camera👄
overconfident from her recent successes, kylie mistakes fellow clothes wearer for a chair and attempts to sit on her. it's hard to watch 😱😳😱😳😱😳😱😳
with half of her body poised in the seat-sitting position, kylie is just one leg away from sitting in a chair. a fellow chair-novice closes her eyes and imagines what it will be like when she gets that far in chair sitting ✨manifesting✨
kylie jenner wrestles the backseat of a couch in an absolute Hail Mary attempt at sitting 🙏✨🔞
kylie pulls off the most crucial step in sitting: maintaining seat-to-butt contact. if she can accomplish this in an actual chair, she will have reached her goal 🙌😩😅
here we can see seat-to-butt contact but it's unclear if kylie jenner is sitting in a chair or decoratively draping her body across what appears to be the jeep from jurassic park💥🦖
here we can see that she used her head where her butt should be.. smh 😡😒
in a complete sitting, kylie jenner confuses chair with her ferrari 😅🥶💸
we're getting there!!!! proud of our girl
kylie jenner uses chair as a bed after a long day of nude lipstick creations. you can see how tired she is in her eyes. we can let it pass this time.. 🤒
KYLIE JENNER IS SITTING IN A CHAIR! her form is wobblier than a newborn giraffe ice skating on teflon but her butt is seated in that seat!👏👏👏😻🙏👑
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