A lot of assumptions about how the servers behave are "baked in" to how Parler (and any AWS hosted application) are built. A lot of companies don't realize that those assumptions are there until they try to move.

That's why migrations take months / years. Parler has 30 hours.
A lot of folks in the cloud computing world make noises about this, about why "deploying on multiple clouds at once" is imperative. I have and do disagree with this notion--it takes a LOT of work and time that could be used to make the product better.
But if you're going to get booted off of basically every cloud provider out there because you can't follow their very, very, very permissive rules? It's no longer optional.

I will now field questions!
"What other providers will tolerate this?"

None of the household names. *Maybe* AliCloud? Anyone who tries for it is going to inevitably end up with a lot of FBI inquiries and a pile of bad press.

And they'll of course be blamed for any Parler outages. https://twitter.com/holophrastic_an/status/1348120285686460416
"Containers" is an argument against this stuff. It's a bit technical, but the way those containers all talk to each other? How the servers underneath the containers get built? How the networking is configured? How they find one another? There are provider-specific assumptions. https://twitter.com/kurtinatlanta/status/1348120469350862849
Hoo boy. Setting aside the hilarious idea of "me as AWS shill" entirely, you don't get to run even a mid-sized web property for long without having an abuse desk, or the big cloud providers will absolutely shut YOU down so the government doesn't shut THEM down. https://twitter.com/marianeo23/status/1348120511340011521
"We reserve the right to boot you off for convenience" is in AWS's contract terms. "We reserve the right to boot you off immediately for cause" is as well. Their lawyers are phenomenal, and they have deep pockets. https://twitter.com/ericgmoore/status/1348120689019129857
"I'm going to build my own hyperscale cloud provider like Amazon, Google, and Microsoft!" Notice how all three of those companies had existing businesses that weren't cloud computing first?

Figure on $20 billion for your first wave hyperscale cloud. https://twitter.com/adambkaplan/status/1348121379405762562
I track AWS as a business and as a hobby. The only ones I'm aware of besides Parler are Gab and Wikileaks. https://twitter.com/jdooley_clt/status/1348121953786331141
I would be less likely to use AWS to host, y'know. Stormfront.

Their generic terms are quite clear in when they're allowed to do this. Netflix is losing no sleep tonight. https://twitter.com/provostrf/status/1348121597895344129
Pornhub self-hosts. The chans are something of a mystery.

And there are a number of adult entertainment sites on AWS and others, but you won't see their logos on the AWS sales pages. https://twitter.com/henryt_munster/status/1348121401933377542
The email that Buzzfeed quoted stated that Parler's data would remain available for them after Sunday night. https://twitter.com/bigj1m/status/1348123451949776900
Oh yes. Let me be very clear: there are abhorrent things to both far right and far left hosted on AWS. They don't judge on that axis. Their only basis for removing sites has historically been "breaking the law." https://twitter.com/bnk_ar/status/1348123543012212739
Will you please invite me to the meeting in which some sysadmin asks a question of the form "but what if we decide to pivot to criminal pornography?" https://twitter.com/provostrf/status/1348123575824252930
I'm unclear how they got up the first time. VCs won't invest in this. Ad revenue isn't anywhere near where it would have to be to support it. It's not my area.

But I do know that the talent and resources it takes to host this equates to a burning pile of cash. https://twitter.com/frmr_m/status/1348123007668133888
This is an amazing and poignant analogy. There are valid reasons to avoid one or more cloud providers; "they might hit us with the banhammer" is absolutely not one of them for any business that isn't basically Al Qaeda. https://twitter.com/rchrdbyd/status/1348127437406826496
That's even worse. So you build a facility and shove computers into it: who's going to provide the internet connectivity? All of those companies have basically the same Acceptable Use Policy. Host calls for violence that you don't take down? They'll pull the plug and walk. https://twitter.com/jackfrosch/status/1348127894590119939
Yes, this is worth pointing out as a rejoinder to "Amazon took Parler down because they don't like us!" takes.

They continue to host the "publication" that threatened to leak Jeff Bezos's dick pics. Let that sink in.

"AWS will boot us off" is absolutely not a concern for you. https://twitter.com/MadSeason11/status/1348129106135814145
This is also helpful context. This wasn't a "surprise, you're getting booted tomorrow!" email. There have been ongoing conversations between Parler and AWS for weeks over this. https://twitter.com/lagodabrian/status/1348130024826802177
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