Well, the inlaws called with the latest "news" in a panic. Again. This time: US generals have killed Trump and using the social media block to buy time. And they're working for Hillary and Soros to help the Chinese take over using FB. We need a crop dusting weed plane squadron

It gets better! The story is he had a heart attack fighting hand to hand with NAVY seals trying to capture him. He died but after he defeated the whole team. I'm listening from the next room. Making popcorn.

Apparently his middle name was Chuck Norris.

I used to try to talk sense to them but it's a waste. My friend Henry says, "you can't reason anyone out of something they didn't reason themselves into"

Back to room painting. Let me know if they resuscitate him and he launches the nukes