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a boddhisattva that spends its time on xbox live shit-talking people's moms to bring them closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that frowns in distaste the first time it sees someone's baby to help bring them closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that tailgates you for miles in deer country during twilight to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that chews loud enough for you to hear to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that taps on your seat and repeatedly checks their phone in the movietheater to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that stands next to you and reads your phone screen on the subway to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that is always one-upping you in conversation to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that wasn't actually listening while you were speaking but has a long story to tell to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that walks really slowly and just centered enough to block you from passing to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that keeps interrupting you to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that puts the toilet paper roll on wrong to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that asks you for your facebook before they even know you to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that complains non-stop to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that leaves their shopping cart in the middle of the parking spot to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that is a small child on a plane that cries non-stop to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that is really passive-aggressive but when you ask acts like nothing is bothering them to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that stares at their phone while you're talking to them to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that always asks you why you don't have a girlfriend, or when you're getting married, or when you're having a baby, or when you're having another baby to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that blames you for things other people do to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that initially seems really charming but after you have sex with them or give them oral they're totally disinterested to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that freerides on your hard work to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that sits at your table and makes really uncomfortable racist remarks in ethnic restaurants to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that tries to act really smart but denigrates your opinion when you know about a subject to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that puts their friends' drinks on your tab while you're in the bathroom to help bring you closer to enlightenment
a boddhisattva that talks nonstop about socioeconomic problems and blames your gender/race/sexuality/religion for the problems in the world and refuses to hear anything you have to say to help bring you closer to enlightenment
