I went down the rabbit hole of eponymous laws
Here are some great ones that I liked.
Let's start with my favorite one:
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
- Murphy's law

Here are some great ones that I liked.
Let's start with my favorite one:
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
- Murphy's law


"Any software that can be written in JavaScript will eventually be written in JavaScript."
- Atwood Law

- Atwood Law


"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely"
- Acton's dictum

- Acton's dictum


"A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
- One of the Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics

- One of the Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics


"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
- Segal's Law

- Segal's Law


"The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."
- Brandolini's Law

- Brandolini's Law


"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."
- Sagan standard

- Sagan standard


"nonessential elements of a story must be removed."
- Chekov's gun

- Chekov's gun


"Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget."
- Cheops Law

- Cheops Law


"The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, but to post the wrong answer"
- Cunningham's law

- Cunningham's law


"Any sufficiently large problem can be efficiently parallelized"
- Gustafson's Law

- Gustafson's Law


"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's razor

- Hanlon's razor


"The simplest explanation is usually the right one"
or
"entities should not be multiplied without necessity"
- Occam's razor

or
"entities should not be multiplied without necessity"
- Occam's razor


"no matter who you are, most of the smartest people work for someone else"
- Joy's Law

- Joy's Law


"Technology is neither good nor bad; nor is it neutral."
- First Law of Kranzberg's laws of technology

- First Law of Kranzberg's laws of technology


"What cannot be settled by experiment is not worth debating."
- Newton's flaming laser sword (Alder's Razor)

- Newton's flaming laser sword (Alder's Razor)


"Any attempt to hide, remove, or censor a piece of information has the unintended consequence of publicizing the information more widely."
- Streisand Effect

- Streisand Effect


"Software gets slower more quickly than hardware gets faster."
- Wirth's Law
- Wirth's Law