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Single Man: "A woman whose bride price I paid can't control me."
Married Man: *reads post and shakes his head. He's running late but can't leave because Madam is wearing a new dress. He must zip it, patiently take 100 pictures of her from different angles and all must be fine*
Married Man: *reads post and shakes his head. He's running late but can't leave because Madam is wearing a new dress. He must zip it, patiently take 100 pictures of her from different angles and all must be fine*
Single Man: "My mother gave birth to nine of us. She didn't stress my dad. No pregnant wife can stress me."
Married Man: *goes out at 1:03am to buy party Jollof 'cos pregnant wife has been crying for it, while saying that he doesn't love her, their baby & she wants to die*
Married Man: *goes out at 1:03am to buy party Jollof 'cos pregnant wife has been crying for it, while saying that he doesn't love her, their baby & she wants to die*
Single Man: "I'm self-sufficient and quite domestic. I don't need any woman's help."
Married Man:
"Honey, have you seen my brown socks?"
"Baby do you know where I kept my blue tie"
"Where are my car keys?"
"Sweetheart, when is the conference ending? I miss you so much
"
Married Man:
"Honey, have you seen my brown socks?"
"Baby do you know where I kept my blue tie"
"Where are my car keys?"
"Sweetheart, when is the conference ending? I miss you so much
"
Single Man: "I'm a titled man. I don't have time for nonsense romantic play."
Married Man: *reluctantly wears wife's bra and bum shorts and catwalks across the bedroom for the 3rd time while she giggles and hails him as The Odogwu 1 of Ikwokirikwo Land*
Married Man: *reluctantly wears wife's bra and bum shorts and catwalks across the bedroom for the 3rd time while she giggles and hails him as The Odogwu 1 of Ikwokirikwo Land*
Addendum:
If you read this thread and instead of love and patience, all you see is abuse or it makes you scared or marriage, perhaps it's time you find and observe healthy relationships and marriages. Love always changes people.
If you read this thread and instead of love and patience, all you see is abuse or it makes you scared or marriage, perhaps it's time you find and observe healthy relationships and marriages. Love always changes people.
