Policing but it’s gifs from Pirates of the Caribbean:
Reading the CAD before running to the call
Running away from your work file
Handing over a job that’s a LOB to CPU/Safeguarding
‘Units now for an i grade, believed suspects on. More to follow’:
Suspects in interview.... when there’s forensic evidence, body worn footage, multiple statements & CCTV that incriminates them
Response Team summed up;
Bringing the car back at the end of the night shift
When some passerby who’s not involved decides to get involved and make things worse
Needing to force entry but not having an enforcer on board...
Night duty officers handing over to early turn officers
My one jab at CID per thread.

Probationers when CID won’t take their job.
Team drama...
Arrest enquiries be like:
CPS demanding more paperwork from response officers.

Response cops:
Area search for a naked male high on class A.... think we found him
‘Night duty units you are dismissed with thanks’
The job: ‘we care about your health and well-being’

Also the job: *cancelled rest days*
Covid car summed up:
When the skippers come into the writing room and see everyone back early whilst calls are coming out
Nights 🤝 My sleeping pattern
Strip searches and there’s certain mysterious brown stains on their clothing
Response officers dealing with a job.

ARV’s turning up on scene
**use of force form**

Tactic used: Tac Comms ✅
Was it effective?: ✅
Getting the Friday feeling at 7am on a Tuesday.

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