A thread
of how Nengi is everywhere you go

You wake up in the morning and decided to invest and the best place to invest in is the Baraza corporation and Nengi is their supposed Ambassador
#EverywhereNengi
As a hater that you are you said you'll never invest in Baraza because Nengi is there... So you decided to better spend the money on shopping.. you go to a boutique and only payporte dresses are available and Nengi is their ambassador
#EverywhereNengi
You left the boutique "let me go get some good hair/wig instead" so went to a different shop to get wigs... You get there discovered the best wigs at the shop are Lucious hair and Nengi is still the Ambassador
#EverywhereNengi
At this point you're getting really pissed so you left the shop in anger a made up your mind to go shoe shopping instead.. you go to a shoe shop and this is even worst because the name of the boutique is @shoesbyflora and Nengi is the CEO
#EverywhereNengi
You left the shoe boutique while running 🤣 then you discovered your belly is getting really big so you decided to stop somewhere and get a waist trainer and behold you stopped at Deshapeables and when got in you were told Nengi is still their brand ambassador
#EverywhereNengi
You left with tears in your eyes and said "let me just get skin care products instead" so you went to a shop and you're shocked because it's only jennysglow products that are available and Nengi is still their ambassador
#EverywhereNengi
You left the shop very angry and decided to go to a Cinema and watch a movie to calm down your nerves... You arrived at the cinema and the movie showing is Rattlesnake and Nengi is one of the characters there
#EverywhereNengi
Ok now you're fed and decided to just go home but on your way home you stopped at a win shop to get some win to go drink away your sorrow but on getting there you are told Remy Martins is the only available drink in that area and Nengi is their ambassador 😭
#EverywhereNengi
At this point you just want to get home by all means... You got home and switch on the TV and boom DStv advert was showing and Nengi is also there and in your mind your like " why's this girl following me everywhere"🤣
#EverywhereNengi
You immediately switch to a different Chanel and there are showing jowo by Davido and ohh Nengi is in the video 💀
#EverywhereNengi
You angrily switch off the TV and pick up your phone, opened YouTube and the first video that popped up your screen is MTN pulse advert and Nengi is there 🥴
#EverywhereNengi
You removed the MTN advert and unfortunately for you, you tapped on ndaniTV and the first video you saw there was Nengi's interview with her friend🤣
#EverywhereNengi
You throw your phone on the floor with anger. Few minutes later your eyes caught a magazine on your table and you are like "let me read that am sure that girl won't be there" but immediately you picked it up Nengi was the first person you saw🤣
#EverywhereNengi
You left the sitting room and went to have a bath to calm down a little,after having your bath and dressing up you wanted to use the latest body spray you just bought, and when you read the name it says "Charles de jeu" and Nengi is the influencer of the perfume
#EverywhereNengi
At this point you're really frustrated so decided to go outside and just stare at the sky because you're very that's the only place you won't see Nengi.. you got outside and just was staring at the sky and boom Nengi's name just popped up the sky🤣 #EverywhereNengi
You felt like the ground should just open and swallow you but you said "I'll eat first before dying" and the nearest place you can order from is at Luciana drills and you remembered Nengi supported the owner and you don't need want anything she's involved in argg
#EverywhereNengi
#EverywhereNengi
In summary Nengi is everywhere you go like it or not.. E Choke.. haters this is for you 🤣🤣👇
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