2021 has been a terrible year so far so I'm turning that around with the best thread on twitter.

make sure you continue reading after the first post

if you haven't heard of Eastbourne & the people that live here... get ready

First up, it's Edith vs Dorothy
#EastbourneEcho
A little bit of backstory before we get into the madness.

Eastbourne is a town in the South East of England. It is often called 'God's Waiting Room' due to its elderly population full of cute old people.
#EastbourneEcho
The town wasn't very known until the local Facebook group 'Eastbourne Echo' was created.

Link to the group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/EastbourneNews (you're welcome)

So buckle up, because here are the wildest posts from the Facebook group.
#EastbourneEcho
When Patricia was not happy that she had to wait in a queue despite having arthritis.
#EastbourneEcho
When Joanne was ready to have a cat arrested for harassment.
#EastbourneEcho
When Marnie stuck up for the guvmerent and isenshol workers. Legend.
#EastbourneEcho
You thought Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy was the biggest cat fight of our time?

I give to you... Penny vs Keren.
#EastbourneEcho
When Ramesh offered the town a deal that they just couldn't refuse.
#EastbourneEcho
When Gina posted a private message in a public group about her mother-in-law and sister-in-law.

Update: It all kicked off.
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When Martin just couldn't think of the exact brand.

P.S. I love Caroline's comment.
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When Patricia wanted to give back to the local community.

All I have to say about this one is... 'the usual wear and tear' 💀
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A personal favourite. When Martyn wanted to combat youth unemployment in the town.

I introduce to you... the Seagull Security Squad.
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I hope this thread made you smile as much as it did me as I was putting it together.

Please use the hashtag #EastbourneEcho in your responses - we'd love the world to know about our little town! 😂
Finally... oh my god. I need this in my life. NOW.

Did Joanne call the cops on the cat?
What did Dorothy do to edith?
Did Gina and Dave split up?

We deserve this show after the year we've had. PLEASE. https://twitter.com/EastbourneEcho/status/1348350777841037319
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