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Don’t fuck with paleontologists, you’ll get Jurasskicked
Don’t fuck with geologists, you’ll get ROCKED
Don’t fuck with ornithologists you’ll get blood eagled
Don’t fuck with musicians, you’ll get played
Don’t fuck with chefs, you’ll get burned
Don’t fuck with surgeons, you’ll get cut
Don’t duck with laborers, you’ll get worked over
Don’t fuck with chiropractors, you’ll get straightened out
Don’t fuck with butchers, you’ll get sliced
Don’t fuck with dogs, you’ll get licked
Don’t fuck with mechanics, you’ll get greased
Don’t fuck with programmers, you’ll get deleted
Don’t fuck with sunbathers, you’ll get laid out
Don’t fuck with dermatologists, you’ll get creamed
Don’t fuck with teachers, you’ll get schooled
Don’t fuck with toddlers, you’ll get stomped
Don’t fuck with waitstaff, you’ll get served
Don’t fuck with comics, you’ll get roasted
Don’t fuck with stoners, you’ll get faded
Don’t fuck with doors, you’ll get slammed
Don’t fuck with eggs, you’ll get poached
Don’t fuck with bread, you’ll get toasted
Don’t fuck with lottery ladies, you’ll get scratched
Don’t fuck with matches, you’ll get lit
Don’t fuck with traffic lights, you’ll get stopped
Don’t fuck with meteorologists, you’ll get wronged
Don’t fuck with balls, you’ll get dropped
Don’t fuck with tobacco, you’ll get smoked
Don’t fuck with truckers, you’ll get hauled
Don’t fuck with IRAs, you’ll get rolled over
Don’t fuck with insurance, you’ll get claimed
