So for this one, I tried to rank Trump in the long, sad roster of caudillos—LTIN American dictators. And guess what? He loses in that department, too! As @Scrface87 would do:
Trump didn’t erect as many monuments as Rafael Trujillo of Dominican Republic. No dynasty like the Somozas of Nicaragua. Couldn’t be bothered to join his marauding army on Wednesday. Shit, even Mexico’s General Santa Anna—most inept caudillo of them all—gave his leg in combat!
In fact, Trump only matches up and even exceeds his fellow Americas autocrats in one category:

Death.

350,000 gone in less than a year? Not Pinochet, not the Dirty War, not even Efrain Rios Montt could match that total in their decades of rule.

Think about that.
Best part of this columna is me nerding the fuck out. What other metro columnist in America will cite The War of the Triple Alliance, Dodger Stadium crowds leaving after the 7th inning, AND end by calling Trump a “Latin American stock character”? As @paperandthyme would do:
Anyways do read/share/subscribe to my columna. Gracias as always to the homie jefe @hbecerraLATimes for his expert edits. On to the next columna! As @dario_rivero would do:
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