Can't wait to simulate a Sens home opener at my house. Throw on the 2D jersey. Sit in my truck for 45 minutes. Grab a beer from the fridge and leave a $20 on the counter. Make my girlfriend stand up when I walk by so I can get to my spot on the couch. Yell SHOOT on the powerplay.
Text random people from high school and be like "Whoa, didn't expect to run into you at this VIRTUAL game!". Heat a slice of Pizza Pizza until it's hard enough to slice another pizza. Turn off the broadcast with 3 minutes remaining regardless of the score.
Stand in my hallway in front of the bathroom for 15 minutes. Return and stand at the doorway of my living room till a stoppage in play. Buy like seven 50/50 tickets and still lose despite being the only player. GF will replicate the Sparty Shuffle and I'll scream when I lose
Trying to "Kiss Cam" my girlfriend on Instagram Live and just getting absolutely rejected
Having to return my apartment deposit for firing a t-shirt canon through drywall
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