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I’ve decided that this year I’m going to throw my hat back into the relationship ring but I’m afraid that I’m rusty because I haven’t even been on a date in YEARS
I’ve devised a few first date questions that I plan to use to break the ice, let me know you think...
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I’ve devised a few first date questions that I plan to use to break the ice, let me know you think...#thread
People referring to a joint as a blunt or a blunt as a joint is a pet peeve of mine, so my first question on a date would be “what’s the difference between a joint and a blunt?”
“What was the most important question 50 Cent asked out of the 21 and why?”
“Which floor is Bruh Man from?”
“Drums or flats?”
“After Lisa, Veronica, Karen and Vicky, exactly where does DMX meet Cookie?”
“How long should 2 minute noodles REALLY go in the microwave for?”
“While Lucky was delivering mail to Justice’s place of work, what pertinent question did she ask him after telling him to lean in closer so she could tell him something?”
“Where do you rate your ability to cook pap on a scale of 1 to lady-at-the-funeral-with-the-and-wild-under-arm-fat?”
“When I say ‘dead in the middle of Italy, little did we know’, you say?”
“Hot beverage dates, yay or nay?”
“Say your coochie start farting mid-coitus and I start freestyling along, you gonna get mad and pack your coochie up or are you gonna keep the beat going while nodding your head to these rhymes in support of my dreams?”
“What set you reppin’, cuHz?”
“Who wasn’t Michael’s lover but claimed he was the one?”
“What are the 10 crack commandments???”
“Rick Ross “HUH”, Pusha T “YUUUUGH”, Jadakiss “AHAAAAAA”, Master P “UUUUUUUH”, Jay-Z “UH-HU-HUH”, Westside Gunn “BOOM BOOM BOOM” or Lil Wayne’s lighter flick?”
“Which lady from across Craig’s crib did Smokey say ‘when you gon’ let a nigga fuck’ to?”
“Who coined the phrase ‘fuck them kids?”
“What did Luther buy her on his way home from work and why?”
“When eating out are we sitting across one another so you can fondle my diddly with your feet or side by side so I can taste the kind of day you were having before we met up?”
“Checks or 3 stripes???”
“You want to order a hit on someone in the hood, are you giving the contract to Brother Mouzone or Omar?”
“Why did Nino cancel that bitch?”
“G.O.A.T dirty macking song?”
a) Trey Songz - “Can’t Help But Wait”
b) Chris Brown - “Ya Man Ain’t Me”
c) Joe - “All the Things Your Man Can’t Do
d) SWV - “You’re The One”
a) Trey Songz - “Can’t Help But Wait”
b) Chris Brown - “Ya Man Ain’t Me”
c) Joe - “All the Things Your Man Can’t Do
d) SWV - “You’re The One”
“What’s your stance on pineapple pizza? Why should it be abolished and ‘Men in Black’ neuralized from our minds for good?”
“In 2002, which other body part parts did Khia want licked aside from her pussy and her crack?”
“In what direction did Beyoncé point him where she placed everything in a box because he wasn’t irreplaceable?”
“What did the Asian store owner say that led to O-Dogg lighting his ass up???”
Last but no least, “in what order should mugs/glasses, plates/bowls, cutlery and pots be washed and rinsed?”
I realized some of these questions are difficult so here’s a FINAL JEOPARDY question... “What fruit did Rick Ross send a shout out to?”
a) The Apples
b) The Dragon Fly Fruits
c) The Pears
d) The Oranges
a) The Apples
b) The Dragon Fly Fruits
c) The Pears
d) The Oranges
