fuck it WW84 i guess

is.... the crowd cgi? does it look bad to other people? it looks bad to me

the opening scene is Amazonian Horse Basketball, and the second scene is a child doing a Ninja Warrior obstacle course

the point of these opening scenes is 1. as a toddler diana was better than all the other amazonians at america ninja warrior but also 2. that lil wonder woman tried to cheat at america ninja warrior

I'm guessing this is going to be a Line of Consequence, like Diana will repeat it to Cheetah when chastising her for beating up a rapist (?)

"you'll become all that you dream of and more" uhoh but what if people start getting what they dream of but those people are written to be racist caricatures

i didn't mention it before but the 1980s style applied to the title cards in the past was weird

so wow we're really hitting the dream thing hard huh

isn't this just owning stocks

Wonder Woman in 1984 is the fucking Smallville Blur

it's 1984

would people actually freakout that a man is open carrying a teeny revolver

incredible performances

wonder woman is like "shh don't tell anyone my secret" to this one child

hundreds of people saw this whole thing

this is minor but one of my least favorite tropes in superhero movies is cutting to like random Extras Being Impressed With What's Happening Thereby Letting You Know That You Too Should Be Impressed

lmao after carefully disarming them ensuring no one, including the burglars, were hurt she just TOSSES THEM OFF A ROOF AND THROUGH A CAR

IT'S JUST THE BLUR

THEY'RE DOING THE SMALLVILLE BLUR

not what "begging the question" means

what I wanted from this movie: a mix of fun action, an emphasis on compassion like the first, and a look at the meloncholy of living long, long, long after you friends and loved ones

Of course the moment Chris Pine appeared in the trailer I knew I wouldn't really get that last 1

"I have a reservation for 1 please."
"right this way. Now, just a warning, we don't communicate with the waitstaff, so you will be asked an extremely poignant question about your dinner arrangement shortly."

*diana stairs up at plain, sad music plays*

Diana, to herself: fuck, that's the thing that killed my bf

i love her

SHE STAGED A MEET CUTE

FUCK YOU JAKE

oh my god i wonder if barbara knows about the missing 411

barbara sees cheetah heels and thinks they're cool

FORESHADOWING

you can't tell me she's straight

they're in love

this movie is very good when it's just Wiig being awkward

there was also an "Art of Rome" book in her apartment earlier; do you think that Diana got really into Classics after the first movie, or that the writers didn't get that Latin and Greek are uh different

it's just, the way it's scripted, it's like UHOH, SOMEONE ALMOST FOUND OUT MY SECRET, TIME FOR MY EXCUSE

it *is* kind of weird the FBI was like "yeah we got this artifact made out of a gem? We need a geologist to identify it. No, don't worry about getting someone like an historian or anthropologist. or someone who can read the inscription. just tell us what it's made out of"

the WW of the first movie would wish for an end to all war. Like. that was her whole arc. trying to end war itself. she's not horny enough to pick chris pine over world peace

god i wish you were in a good movie

oh my god

who hasn't ruined a moment of making An Extremely Hot Person Laugh by following it up with something like this

barb most relatable character in superhero movies

ok i was joking before but i guess this confirms that whenever she sees a plane she IS like.... damn.... that killed my bf.....

we're supposed to turn against her later on

we're supposed to feel bad she beats up THIS PIECE OF SHT???? jesus

wonder woman drops the thieves through a car and delivers them to the cops but this attempted rapist she just, like, pushes over and leaves

this movie really IS weird about feet huh

does wishing to be like Wonder Woman turn you into CATS (2019)