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Imagine bringing this level of cool, calm, Trina Turk with Ann Taylor Loft rising energy as the worst whites in the world prepare to invade your workplace with Camp Auschwitz shirts, zip ties for hostages (aka YOU) and overpriced tactical gear. I would be shitting my wrap dress.
Their bosses better at LEAST throw in some hefty Jamba Juice gift cards plus paid time off and free therapy, thank you.
These girls would not be permitted to spend a dime in my Georgetown Drybar franchise, I'll tell you that much. Free updos for life!!!!! A daily morning blowout for you and you, miss. Please also accept all my Sephora VIB points!
I am not arguing against these young ladies and the other Senate aides getting a Congressional Gold Medal. I agree with you! I'm just saying, we can start La Mer young and there IS a gift card for that too. Also how about unlimited Free People cardigans for life?
I am, as ever, unafraid to bring frivolity to the table as a therapeutic tool.
Do not even IMAGINE my Jersey Sicilian eyeballs missed the leopard print on the left. That is Very Wild for the Senate. This is major Student Council Challenging The Principal's Dress Code Ban spirit, except x100000000 and also their lives were at risk, so...give her a day off!
What goes best with a Congressional Gold Medal? The classic answer is A LEOPARD PATTERN WRAP DRESS AND A FUN GINGHAM SITUATION.
Many young Senate aides (and uh...they don't get paid a lot) also helped protect ceremonial ballots, not to mention helping protect their bosses. A Congressional Gold Medal is FINE but like, um, won't buy you the fancy meats at Whole Foods. I'm saying it's Gift Card O'Clock.
